Call me crazy, but if I’m going to commit 18 years and $100,000+ to something, I’m looking for better than “not that bad”.

I’m trying to be a good friend, but I feel a little betrayed when friends have kids and COMPLETELY FORGET EVERYTHING WE EVER TALKED ABOUT. “Oh well, I NEED more time off of work because I have a kid. I need to work from home because I have a kid, no one else really needs to. You better not get ME sick, I have a kid.”

I read so much about having kids, and the more and more I read about it, the less and less I ever want kids. But then I think “holy crap Zukka, what the hell is wrong with you, do you want be to that crazy old bachelor who ends up living on the top of a mountain alone?!” and then I think “maybe I should have kids- I’d…

I’m at the point where my friends are getting married and having kids. You will lose me as a friend if you and your wife force me to go to 20 different parties for your baby in a year. I will also refuse to “like” more than 1 facebook post of yours in a single week. Yeah, little Mason just saw his first full moon, he…

Man. I guess I really shouldn’t be surprised that the comments on this article are so different to the comments on last week’s Constance Wu/whitewashing article, but I am. Basically, it appears that “chill the fuck out” is the consensus here. The one movie of the year about a person with a serious disability — not…

And it undermines legitimate questions about whether Bernie staying in the race at this point is worthwhile and/or hurting the Democrat’s chances in the general, and gives Clinton detractors of all stripes an easy opportunity to twist her platform into “playing the woman card.”

For real, though, that is an incredibly dumb question.

How about just change the headline already instead of obsessively defending yourself on the internet?

Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

I am attachment parent to three cats. They like to sleep on top of me. Daisy will often wake me up because she * must* sit on my face or squash he face up against mine at 4am or walk across my forehead. Life is good.

If I ever have a kid, forget sleep training, they’ll be crate-trained by 12 weeks.

Oh, the comments section on this one is going to be fun...

I spent 20 minutes trying to make a high score play off the word Haze last night in WWF, and it made me remember Chet Haze and think “I wonder how Chet is doing...wonder if he is still in rehab...” So I sort of feel like I somehow summoned him back into existence and I apologize.

Not “sex.”

I think we’re all missing the most offensive bit of what he said, which is that Adam Levine is a film actor capable of self analysis.

Quinn and Rachel are OTP for sure, but I read Rachel’s “you know I love you” at the end of last season as more of a warning/threat to Quinn then a touchy feely moment. Rachel is PISSED: Quinn took away her one chance at some sort of normalcy (well, normalcy for Rachel, which absolutely involves running off half-cocked…

Also:

Christie conditionally vetoed a similar bill in November 2015, saying he’d rather focus on making it easier for domestic violence victims to get guns of their own.

To me, a “prank” is buying the ugliest piece of artwork I can find at a resale shop for $10. I will then proudly present it to my best friend since childhood for his birthday. I will have put a discreet tag on it that says $4,500 - like small enough I might have not noticed it; or make up a story about how it was…

You guys really need to cover the release of the gay porn version of Jurassic World, stat. America needs to know!