Samira voiced Michonne in the Walking Dead 3-episode game from Telltale. She's the best damn thing about the game, and I want her voice in everything now.

We have the same thing with President Bush, compounded by the fact that they also share a first name. I think it will be okay.

It’s similar to the Bushes - it seems like we’ve settled into President George H. W. Bush vs. President George W. Bush.

This would 100% make me reconsider going to a show. I am not one to record an entire concert but I’m not okay with someone essentially taking my phone away from me by making it unusable.

“Also, vaguely transparent to anyone who took the time to look closely”

My favorite storied student simile is: “The boat glided across the lake just like a bowling ball wouldn’t.”

This is among the common Vogue interview sins that doesn’t get talked about enough - the part where the interviewer wastes my time by shoehorning in a drawn-out anecdote to show how clever they are. No one’s reading the interview for you, Van Meter!

Why is this, an ostensibly feminist blog, referring to sexual activity involving multiple adults and a minor who cannot legally consent a “sex scandal”?!

GO GET HIM OBAMA

god yeah i fuckin hate how people “get” to literally live how they want jesus

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

[I’m] a dirty fighter. Oh, yeah, The dirtiest there ever was. Stop at nothing. It doesn’t matter. Balls, sucker punch, bite the ear, pull the ear, gouge an eye out. I have done damage, and damage has been done to me. I’ve been hit with everything in the world: ashtrays, bottles, the worst being a pointy-toed Tony Lama…

Because she’s the one covered in bruises?

Bubble: I wish I was more curvy. I wish I had breasts like yours.

Call me crazy, but if I’m going to commit 18 years and $100,000+ to something, I’m looking for better than “not that bad”.

I’m trying to be a good friend, but I feel a little betrayed when friends have kids and COMPLETELY FORGET EVERYTHING WE EVER TALKED ABOUT. “Oh well, I NEED more time off of work because I have a kid. I need to work from home because I have a kid, no one else really needs to. You better not get ME sick, I have a kid.”

I read so much about having kids, and the more and more I read about it, the less and less I ever want kids. But then I think “holy crap Zukka, what the hell is wrong with you, do you want be to that crazy old bachelor who ends up living on the top of a mountain alone?!” and then I think “maybe I should have kids- I’d…

I’m at the point where my friends are getting married and having kids. You will lose me as a friend if you and your wife force me to go to 20 different parties for your baby in a year. I will also refuse to “like” more than 1 facebook post of yours in a single week. Yeah, little Mason just saw his first full moon, he…