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Man. I guess I really shouldn’t be surprised that the comments on this article are so different to the comments on last week’s Constance Wu/whitewashing article, but I am. Basically, it appears that “chill the fuck out” is the consensus here. The one movie of the year about a person with a serious disability — not

And it undermines legitimate questions about whether Bernie staying in the race at this point is worthwhile and/or hurting the Democrat’s chances in the general, and gives Clinton detractors of all stripes an easy opportunity to twist her platform into “playing the woman card.”

For real, though, that is an incredibly dumb question.

How about just change the headline already instead of obsessively defending yourself on the internet?

Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

I am attachment parent to three cats. They like to sleep on top of me. Daisy will often wake me up because she * must* sit on my face or squash he face up against mine at 4am or walk across my forehead. Life is good.

If I ever have a kid, forget sleep training, they’ll be crate-trained by 12 weeks.

Oh, the comments section on this one is going to be fun...

I spent 20 minutes trying to make a high score play off the word Haze last night in WWF, and it made me remember Chet Haze and think “I wonder how Chet is doing...wonder if he is still in rehab...” So I sort of feel like I somehow summoned him back into existence and I apologize.

Not “sex.”

I think we’re all missing the most offensive bit of what he said, which is that Adam Levine is a film actor capable of self analysis.

Quinn and Rachel are OTP for sure, but I read Rachel’s “you know I love you” at the end of last season as more of a warning/threat to Quinn then a touchy feely moment. Rachel is PISSED: Quinn took away her one chance at some sort of normalcy (well, normalcy for Rachel, which absolutely involves running off half-cocked

Also:

What you would call ‘challenging’ in a woman, you’d surely call at least borderline ‘abusive’ in a man. My rule; people who are ‘challenging’ should accept an equally challenging partner. This is not what I’ve read out of this. She’s been looking for a human Piñata who will simply absorb anything she levels at him.

Can we have a different word for feminism that makes it very clear that I don’t consider myself a #whitefeminist? Do I have to just walk around saying I’m a black feminist? A #nonwhitefeminist?

Translation - “I’m awesome, I’m always right, ALWAYS and don’t you tell me otherwise! I also expect nothing but perfection from the men I deem worthy of my presence, b/c I’m also perfect in any way. Have I told you that I’m never wrong about anything? Compromise is not for me, let THEM compromise to me, since

To me, a “prank” is buying the ugliest piece of artwork I can find at a resale shop for $10. I will then proudly present it to my best friend since childhood for his birthday. I will have put a discreet tag on it that says $4,500 - like small enough I might have not noticed it; or make up a story about how it was

The man who cut my hair while sleeping would suffer a series of very bad days indeed.

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You guys really need to cover the release of the gay porn version of Jurassic World, stat. America needs to know!