Hair looked great during a DC summer.

“Curiosity Lager” helped my high school sex life immensely.

I read a thing that basically said Ed has monetized the Nice Guy™ model. Accurate.

This sick beat sounds like something invented by a pastor cringe rapping on a VHS tape. Is it really all that fresh my main homie slice?

Well, remember be in ye olden days when Paris Hilton (there’s a name you haven’t heard from in years) tried to trademark “That’s hot.”?

There’s also a historical context to that tweet that people are blithele ignoring too. White girls who do provocative things tend to get recognition for that. This is not specific to Taylor. Miley got it. Britney, once upon a time, got it. Gaga got it. Madonna definitely got it. It’s about privileging whiteness and…

I saw on Tumblr, “I WISH tswift tried Rihanna like that ..Rihanna would have a new blonde wig in .12342728 seconds”

And dear sweet TayTay: if you want to discuss women sticking together that’s fine, but first let’s talk about your playground fight with Katy Perry and your girl gang Bad Blood video, mmmkay?

She is definitely not pear shaped. Her hips are quite narrow, whereas she has broad shoulders. I’d call her more of an inverted triangle.

i’m sorry but in what fucking world is she pear-shaped??????????????????????? like what?? how???? she is human shaped. skinny fucking human shaped at that!!!! i am confused and feel like a giant whale now thanks

Thanks for explaining that to me. I was unaware that I, too, could write articles and that I wasn’t compelled to read every single article that has ever been written in the history newspapers, magazines, and blogs.

Agree. I always get those two mixed up. Thanks for the correction.

Nelly’s legendary “Hot In Herre” even though they have no idea what it means for sweat to drip down their balls

I feel like petitions have lost their meaning to be honest. When you had to get signatures and keep a physical copy. That’s something I could respect, but ‘ click this button because a shirt says trophy’. I can’t buy that.

whatever I think it’s funny

I LOVE BOTH!!!

Clown Massacre. I love it though.

Shit. I hope that doesn’t mean I ought to give Heart of Darkness another chance.