Dude if your dogs vomit is bright red then you need to take it to the vet pronto.

AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!

this is gonna sound weird but SO JEALOUS OF YOUR NAIL SHAPE

We had terribly loud neighbors BELOW us somehow, who loved to blast their subwoofers at all hours of the night. After trying to talk to them in person (they pretended they didn’t know English) and talking to management (they pretended they dealt with it), we just started having full-scale hockey games with regulation…

I say stop serving such massive portions. Seriously, so many restaurants serve huge plates of food that could reasonably feed a family of four. Or maybe three. More than one person, anyway. So the stuff doesn’t get eaten (or it shouldn’t) and goes into the bin.

Do you see the difference of news groups following stuff the police do versus helping some random crazy person blackmail?

When has ‘young man found dead on property of internationally famous actor’ ever NOT been news?

or that it was just a rumer?

You know, I like Jezebel. But if I were them—considering what happened, oh, just a day ago—I’d probably lay off the ethically-dubious assaults on people’s sexuality for at least a week or two.

Hello,

What a mean spirited post. Some guy feels insecure about his appearance, and your answer is to write a rant at him about his privilege. Unbelievable.

I want to blackmail and extort the CFO of a prominent media company, who hired me for sex. Care to lend a hand?

My sister used to be a customs agent, and was driving me home from the aiport once after vacation. She asks me to grab her phone out of her purse, which was on the floor behind the front seats. I can’t see anything, so I’m groping around in the purse until I feel something rectangular....and pull up her gun. I…

I thought of the Designing Women episode where they are taking self defense and Suzanne said she would get her gun. She had to dig through her purse and then the gun had a lifesaver in it.

My mother’s purse is like the Bermuda triangle. Things only resurface on days when Uranus is in the nth moon of Sagittarius on a Wednesday, but not if it’s a leap year. I’ve seen grocery receipts older than me.

Whatever, they totally deserve to get purse-shot. Serves them right for not being armed.

I once forgot I popped a thing of garlic butter in my purse. I realized it later that day, when I went to the car to retrieve my purse and was hit with a wall of garlic smell when I opened the door.

Luckily she has done some sort of chemical straightening on her hair. As a fellow naturally curly like TSwift, if she was going au natural that shit would have been large and in charge, taking on a life of its own when you mix it with the DC humidty and forehead/scalp sweat.

I would actually be ok with this because shay mitchell truly has the most amazing hair. her hair is princess jasmine worthy.

Um excuse me that dog is not white. It is GOLDEN. This is Bobby’s one failure on this list. They should obviously cast this dog to play Rajah: