He’ll always be Piz to me!

I personally would prefer my skin to remain tightly attached!

Is that a thing most people do with their parents? I’ve never been to a women’s spa with my mom.

After the last couple years on the internet I feel like if I never hear the words “introvert,” “extrovert,” or “recharge your batteries” (unless you are talking about literal batteries that store power) it will be too soon.

You so crazy girl!

Because it’s so gross outside (I have a 20 min walk in DC) and so cold inside, a lot of times I commute to work in running shorts/workout clothes, then change at my office. some people do commuting shoes, I have commuting outfits. I just hate sitting in my sweat and waiting to dry.

Just searched the entire internet to find an awesome thing Carolyn Hax said awhile back:

I mean really. If you’re miserable and don’t see it getting better, then leave.

how babby form? how girl get pragnent?

Handguns n Huggies, they go together like PB&J.

Did you guys catch George RR Martin’s cameo??? Spoiler alert: He gets his very own personal Red Wedding!

Because it’s refreshing and enjoyable!

witchcraft.

They should have made a beer called:

I don’t know, but this does:

Overly long pop feminist think pieces spawning overly long pop feminist think pieces. They always have a way of multiplying!!

She’s my favorite Kardashian.

It’s going to be 100% high waisted shorts. I’d totally buy that sparkle crop top though.

Church of Cyan-tology actually sounds like it could be an OPI or China Glaze name

Me too!