Even on meat and dairy sell-by or use-by dates don’t pertain to food safety at all! They’re just guidelines for freshness, etc. Just use common sense. Eggs stay good way past the date, milk maybe not so much depending on what it smells like.
#neverforget
Is it only considered a romantic comedy if it has a female lead? Like nobody refers to the 40 Year Old Virgin as a rom com but it kind of is one.
Yeah it just seems like a terrible idea. In my purse I’ve managed to spill entire things of mineral makeup, break sunglasses, and somehow my water bottle always leaks no matter how tight I try to put the top on. I don’t own a gun but if I tried to carry one in my purse I’d accidentally shoot everyone around me while I…
That’s what DC humidity does to even the best hair.
I heard a really good one on the radio awhile back that was like: “cost of an attorney, $5000, cost of DUI fines, $10000, cost of insurance increases: $1000” I don’t remember the exact numbers but it was like “forget morality, a DUI will ruin you financially.” I really liked that approach.
I’m guessing: tomorrow, when Trainwreck is released we’ll see the pendulum swing in some direction, then after a few weeks everyone will get bored, pageviews will drop, and Jezebel will have a new person to love/hate. It’s the circle of life.
I’m not opposed to raunchy humor or anything at all, it just seems like she’s really increased the volume of it recently.
She tries way too hard to be raunchy and appeal to the dude bros of the world.
As soon as Ocean’s wedding is over I am done with that bitch. She’s making me buy a $350 bridesmaids dress and travel to Miami for the bachelorette.
Well the important thing is that Tracy gets to feel superior to the passport-stamp collectors.
Ugh that’s their full price cardigans now. Lesson learned a few weeks ago :(
That really sucks that he died way before his time.
I’m disappointed in Jezebel for endorsing McCubbins. It’s time for a female cat president!!
Additionally, Bindler did a lot of research and became convinced that the phthalates and parabens in her cosmetics were harmful.
Seriously. After lots of acne treatments that didn’t work, I asked the dermatologist for the harshest, most teratogenic thing she had :D
Spiritual psychology. Wut.
Seriously. She’s pretty much the only person who says she’s fat. Some of her stuff is funny but a lot her sketches alternate between feeling kind of annoyingly didactic on sexism and trying too hard to be raunchy. And she is *terrible* on race.
The Picture of Paul Rudd!