He hasn’t actually paid for it, just committed to buy. No money has been processed. We are very protected in the uk too, I know my bank would flag if massively if I tried to make a £28k purchase!

Asserting “everything is good in any community” is dishonest. Black American has made more gains in the past 30 years than any other period of our history. The idea that somehow most Black Americans are impoverished, or caught in cycles of crime and despair is false. Black Americans do take opportunities when they…

I mean, I addressed this to vapid, racist wingers like you. You seem to have read it, and yet you say the same stupid things you always say.

I exclusively do this in front of “one million moms”.

Thanks, Ivanka.

There is a theory that the Oracle in Delphi was huffing natural gas which gave her psychic powers, but also severe brain damage. Just sayin...

True story: One year, a friend picked up a pumpkin for me, and put it on her balcony. That night it snowed. When I came over to pick it the next day, we couldn’t find it. In the spring when all the snow melted, she found a puddle of orange mush.

Is there something legitimately bad about Drake? I’ll say it- Drake is a catch. Somebody ought to snap him up.

My favourite thing anyone’s every said about Drake:

HEE, I know, it still bothers me. Even in newer Trivago commercials I’m like, “Well if it isn’t Dirtbag McScruffyFace.”

The only time my banks ever called me was when I bought a couple of thousand dollars worth of LARPing weapons from the US. This was out of character ... They asked me all sorts of impossible-to-answer questions to verify that I was verily me, like what are your regular expenses? I felt like such a bad adult. But at…

haha you beat me to it. i can’t stand him for the same reasons.

i am surprised to see some people enjoyed lightning returns...i gave it a shot but the difficulty was uneven, the time was frustrating and the characters felt dull, this is really the first i have seen someone who enjoyed it.

This’ll probably get lost in the muffle, but something I remembered. Robert Oppenheimer, when he witnessed the detonation of Trinity, quoted a line from the Bhagavad Gita: “Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.” What’s interesting is that he quoted a mistranslation of the line.

I never got into Lightning Returns because of the timer and the general weird way it plays compared to 13-2, which I loved (I actually enjoyed ff13 and 2, I know, sue me). Reading this after trying to get back into LR last night, I’m amazed at the similarities. Fucking Square decided to just make FF: Majora’s Mask.…

Does your uncle work at nintendo?

I honestly don’t know how it’s going to work now. The process changed a while back because of some truly horrific trolling. I’ve commented for years, but was only recently followed by The Muse. I think because of that, I was included in the great un-greying of 2016.

Yay!!! I’ve been ungreyed!!! Thank you Jezebel!!! On topic, I will totally watch this biopic.

How to be unbangable: honestly believe the shit you just said.