Someone tell T-Pain that the trick is to get on and get off before you form a vacuum seal.

Always worth reposting....

Liberal justices posed questions during March arguments about whether the law served any medical purpose for women’s health. Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg asked Keller how many women would live 100 or more miles from a clinic under the Texas law. Keller answered 25 percent but said that did not…

I expect he’d be on the job being paid, regardless though. And I imagine that the whole royal family image requires a certain amount of behaving like normal people. Charles didn’t, and look where that’s gotten him. If they want to have a place beyond the current queen, they need to carefully home their image.

Is it bad that I was expecting his reasoning to be that it meant no one in the office could hit on her? And that I’m only marginally relieved (but a great deal more offended) that it was “hur dur, the other women will be jealous and wrathful”?

No it's Becky

When I was job hunting a bit less than a decade ago, the “common wisdom” among my fellow interviewee ladies was also that you shouldn’t wear an engagement (or wedding) ring—but back then the reasoning was not that potential employers would assume you were high maintenance. Rather, the rumored thinking was that an…

It’s a fucking biological function, okay?

Amy built this whole schtick around being an outsider. But she gives off the vibe that she desperately wants in.

Well, the original Conrad Hilton was a piece of shit who beat Elizabeth Taylor during their brief marriage, so really, nothing new from this family of reprobates.

I’ll take Amy’s invite, Anna. I can afford enough shiny foil to make an impressive dress.

The Rock is hella cute for a candyass. Courtney Cox always seemed very nice, so I’m sorry her relationship didn’t work out. She should just burn all the copies of that Springsteen video so no other lover sees that dancing. (Probably more to it than that, but your link didn’t support my phone.)

Schumer has been sliding down my respect gauge for a few months now.

You are good people. You like The Smiths and hate Stern. Your opinions are right.

There's nothing wrong with the original movies. And tom cruise sucks.

Hell...The members of the Rolling Stones don’t get along...but they know they wou;dn’t be where they are w/o there co-workers.

1. what are mindy kaling and brian greenberg working on together??? (he is hot)

These women are so brave.

Was just thinking about this this morning! Good on her mom for instilling that in her early on because lord knows I BARELY just had that epiphany. Mindy Kaling said something in her autobiography tangentially related to this too about how there’s no such thing as a person “being bad with names”,its not a neurological…

You know, I’m not sure The Rock and everyone else is giving Vin Diesel the break he probably deserves. I mean, he’s continuing on with a new movie in a franchise, but without his long standing co-star and friend. And its not because of contract negotiations or scheduling or whatever, it’s because the guy DIED after…