Patti looks great (even tho I dislike her irrational hatred of curly hair), but you need fruit to make wine. Hard pass at #nosugar.

. Conspiracy to commit murder is harder to explain as self-defense.

This actually sounds like self-defense. I realize it doesn’t fit the legal definition, but given the torture this woman endured at her mother’s hands, is it really so difficult to understand how someone in her position could snap?

took the words out of my mouth!

Thanks for all the supportive comments, it’s unexpected and nice. I’ll tell my mom to read them.

Hey, Kid — your time is coming. The time when some kid is amused by your lack of pop culture knowledge. :)

The shoplifting thing was in 2001?

So, according to this chart, cats are the cause of divorce.

#Imwithher

The thing that bothers me is that her preferred pronunciation is not correct in German. It would be if it were spelled Streissand or Streißand, but it’s not, and I haven’t seen any indication of a change at Ellis Island or anything like that. Her grandparents were from a section of modern Poland that was part of the…

Ellie, which item on the aging pyramid worries you the most? I’ve lost sleep over my skin’s lack of receptivity.

This is the kind of heroism that literally every single American CEO should be capable of:

Says the douche with multiple spelling and grammatical errors in his/her post.

There’s absolutely no call for comments like this. I edit my work—we all do—but the night moves quickly and sometimes there are slip-ups. Please use this space to engage kindly and thoughtfully.

Can someone please explain to me her appeal? I’m not being snarky. I just don’t get it. Maybe it’s because I don’t like chick flicks and musicals and those are pretty much her forte? I dunno. You tell me.

That poem sounds like little songs my 5 year old sings when he plays with his food. Wait, do you think Kanye plagiarized the song from North?

Mc Donald’s apple pies are delicious tho. That is the total of what I have to say about Kanye’s poem.

My hope is that her Netflix watching habits effectively negate the algorithm EVER hitting on Shameless.

A little over 13 years ago I was in a marriage so dangerous and abusive that I had to essentially escape with only a suitcase of belongings. Living in Germany with no support from the military was horrific. The JAG office wouldn’t help me get a separation, and said I’d have to get my husband to request it instead. It…

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