No fucking kidding. I am SHIT at makeup and even with a whole face o’slap my own brother has said “wow I never see you without makeup, you look so good, you should go makeupless more often"

YAS

I saw you mention earlier today that you are a fellow PNW resident. I’m wondering where? Afaik none of the regular commenters live near me, as cool as that would be. I think ladyheatherlee is in PG but that’s about it

Oh my god no. My SIL is vegan so there’s a jar in the fridge (she’s a seasonal worker so she maintains a bedroom in our house) and just the sight of it is like hellllll no. I will willingly eat a lot of vegan products, but I don’t trust white creamy products that are purportedly vegan. Noooooooo. /cries

We don’t have Best Food’s in Canuckland but you must agree that Hellmans is better than generic or that Miracle Whip usurper >.>

Do you ever think you may need a support group for your ketchup addiction

Oh totally, and when you decide “nah, I’m going to keep my kid off fb and it will remain my fb and I will maintain my identity as a Buffy fan/connoisseur of cheap box wine” everyone questions why you don’t love your kid or why you had one if you’re not going to talk about them endlessly. There’s no middle ground :(

Did her name start with a B >.>

DIAPERS. CLOTH. DIAPERS. A girl I graduated with had her baby the same day as me and our approach to parenting could not be more different. My fb feed doesn’t even know I have a kid, but hers has taught me that there are approximately 80 different cloth diaper brands, 136 types, eleventy million designs, and on…

The thinking is that if the people you want to see it can see it, an active shooter probably can too...

If I were writing a novel, and I needed to give my Countess an over the top name, just something so over the top that it sounds like a comic book villain, I could not even come up with a name like Debbonaire von Bismarck.

Wait, I hadn’t seen the video. The kid is a poc? EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATED.

Oh me too! Like there’s a shelf for reference/textbooks which is followed by a shelf for history and science non fiction/social sciences, biographies etc, fiction is sorted by classic/modern and subdivided by genre. All of my chick lit (read: Shopaholic books, all of them) or books I’m embarrassed by are hidden behind…

THANK YOU. People take it so personally when I say I dislike her. Not only is she genuinely not a good or very intelligent person, she’s also so fucking boring, like my God, her entire arc is just the same thing happening over and over. More margaery plz

My friend literally stayed with her abuser for an extra year, because she was scared that if she left something would happen to the cats, so she needed the extra time to make arrangements. So. Fucking. Stupid.

I said in my own comment that I had discussed pedophilia at length with my MIL out of my own curiosity and that article is literally the reason I became so interested in the subject. It’s been a while so I can’t really remember all the details, but I remember walking away from it with a changed perspective

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

It’s a little bit of column A, little bit of column B. Sexual interference in adolescence can trigger it, but I think some people are born into it. I’ve spent a lot of time discussing this with my MIL as she’s a PhD Psych (my own curiosity, I’m not one myself) and I have some sympathy for those who have recognized…

Ha! I hadn’t read your caption yet and I was like “waiiiiit a second, isn’t that Liev...”. I love this picture

Or, you know, his wife Eudoxie