Oh my god so she straight up stole it and then changed the meaning? I hope to god she failed, please tell me she failed.

I’d like to give a special shout out to the art student who had a temper tantrum when I told the story of how at MoMA NYC, I made some hipster nod appreciatively at a blank wall by using words like “ennui” and shit. I fucking told you, ASWHATT (wow that acronym’d nicely), I told you I wasn’t making it up, no matter…

Oh righttttt she came back to Canada recently didn’t she?

That is a totally valid point. I will say that I, as well as probably...six of my friends rewatch the entire series at least once a year, so that’s where the familiarity part comes in. I think for a lot of us, coming into the show when we did (reruns on Much Music, the Canadian MTV, circa 2004/5), Dawn was the same…

Please provide a link to even one single article that has ever explicitly expressed that sentiment. I’ll wait.

Alllll the stars for you for making this reference

Lol I wouldn’t say generational, I’m 25

EW AS IF DAWN COULD EVER HOLD A CANDLE TO ANYA

And everytime you try to fly you fall because you don’t have wings and are really small

THIS. Obviously they weren’t going to ask you to fucking conjugate Portuguese verbs, it’s like none of them had ever seen an episode and were taking the categories SO LITERALLY

WHERE DO FISH LIVE OMG and also dead at “what is a country that rhymes with Makistan”. Thank god tonight’s episode was leaps and bounds better, it was like Jeopardy Listerine, washing the taste of last night out of my mouth

Today in bizarre timing, I totally started following him a few days ago and excitedly texted all my friends to follow him too because LenkLewkforLess is AMAZEBALLS and I could never hate Andrew as much as I hated Dawn. Apparently Andrew had a much bigger role in the comics too and was redeemed? He also gave us this…

Do you have any idea how many times a week I sarcastically say to the contestants (through my television) “that’s a great story, you should tell it again”? It’s a lot, but it doesn’t really seem to affect their performance so you should be okay

No, Ginger, my new bestie, it looks like you and I both took this very personally, don’t apologize

You guys, this was easily, hands down, the MOST PAINFUL episode of Jeopardy I have ever watched. EVER. I was three glasses of wine deep and I just kept muttering to myself “so stupid...they’re all so stupid...OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU ALL SO STUPID”. Like, a few misses sure, but collectively they’ve never seen Castaway,…

Mine is only ten months but in my inexpert opinion it depends on how much sleep I’ve had. If I’m decently rested (read: I got like five hours last night and maybe a midmorning nap) I can tune his screaming out, if I’m not, it takes everything in my power not to walk to the retaining wall in my backyard and chuck him…

Ew, sorry to ask this, but is he a coworker or something? I’m assuming you’re not physically close enough to be assaulted because you want to be. There must be some way to get him to leave you alone. I’m so sorry, internet hugs

LOVE IS DEAD. I am taking this way personal. I quit Shameless UK and never went back after they left, because I wanted to end it on a high note. Their love was so real. Ugh, I’m so upset, pour one out for JimmySteve and Fiona everyone.

Davies’ Deptford Trilogy is one of best trilogies to ever tril, it’s magical , read it post haste

Fuck Legolas, marry Stephen Colbert as Legolas...I don’t want to murder Orly though