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I found out mine (of 6 years!) hasn’t seen Toothless and I questioned our love. I also found out my bff has never seen Matilda and I questioned our love. I had super strict parents and I still saw every damn kids movie, how does this even happen? Solidarity high five (also was the wine a mosel Riesling by any chance?

You are absolutely correct, I swear to god the article said Wednesday before, and mic.com also said Wednesday. My head hurts 😥

I’m really confused, so she IG’ed the Ash Wednesday pic on Wednesday, and Lemonade came out on Saturday...so how does the pic have anything to do with the song unless she somehow heard it before everyone?

Honestly, that line is fucking amazing

Thank you! His unintelligible garbage should be preserved forever

10 points to Gryffindor for the Mad Hatter gif! And also I KNOW RIGHT?

I saw that yesterday and like, I’m not even a monarchist or anything (I have a little bit of romanticism for the concept but still love democracy) but I was like “DAMN, THAT IS MY QUEEN, I WANT TO BE HER IN 60 YEARS”

Sigh. I had to forgo using a name I wanted for a similar reason. I wanted to use my great grandfather’s name as a middle name, but bf said it was too “ethnic”, but I couldn’t use the Anglicized version because that was the name of my mother’s rapist. We settled on a completely unrelated name instead.

Don’t bother, JDATE was leaps and bounds above TBIFOS unfortunately

It’s the best chore right?! You get to look at food, and dream of doing crazy things with the food, and sometimes there are samples and then you leave with the same stuff you bought two weeks ago. Every time.

I’ve been a lurker JUUUUST long enough to know that she’s been doing this for years, posting the same link every single time Marc Jacobs is mentioned on GM. It’s not very often, just enough to be a pattern that can’t be ignored. She can’t be reasoned with, so don’t bother /sigh

My mom. “Pigs sweat, men perspire, and women glow”. Not sure if she was calling me a pig since she was the one buying my Drysol to burn my armpits closed all through highschool

This is good Kinja

I specifically remember eating a KFC french fry in my teens and being so disgusted by the taste and texture that I spat it out into the garbage. A FRENCH FRY. I also recall my mom being on coleslaw duty at a barbecue we were invited to, and she picked it up at KFC, and everyone just LOVED it, but I have a rule against

See, the great thing about chicken is that it absorbs the flavours of everything around it, so it’s an almost impossible feat to make chicken taste bad. But KFC succeeds on a level worthy of awe. I love fast food, but I haven’t set foot in a KFC in over a decade, and I have zero plans to do it anytime in the next

No totally, I had never had seasonal allergies, and a few months after I turned 21, I had a monthlong period where I thoughtI had a persistent cold except I *never* get sick, and I finally went to the dr who was like “girl you need a reactine, you have allergies, k bye”...I’m hoping the reverse is true and in two

Your cells completely change over every 7 years or so which is why you can develop new allergies (and anecdotally everyone I know including.myself who has randomly had an allergy appear had it happen when their age was either a multiple of 7 or extremely close)

I...I loved these books too....

The very concept of accommodating female guests was just unacceptable to him at the time. Thank god my dad is not a slob