I love getting flowers. Give them to me. If not flowers, chocolate will do.

I am 32 and have been striking this pose, unbidden, for approximately 31 years.

My friend’s daughter who is six, makes this exact pose with that exact face when she is arguing with people about why she should get ice cream or stay up later. I have no idea where she picked it up but she has been doing it since she learned the word no, so maybe you’ve never done that pose before, and maybe your…

I don’t know why people think the world needs to see their —-.

THANK YOU. I have no idea what that other commenter’s problem is. I post pictures of my kid on my social media pages and *GASP* have even posted pictures of her here on Jezebel! I really don’t understand the outrage.

Eh, a friend of mine is documenting her first baby’s first weeks pretty extensively on Facebook, and I’m LOVING it because I adore babies. Other people I’ve Unfollowed because I wasn’t interested in their drinking pictures. It depends what you like.

I have a three year old girl and I’d get her a bikini if she needs a new suit. It’s a hell of a lot easier to whip down a pair of bottoms for a toddler than it is to take down a whole suit when she needs to pee.

I find it hilarious (and gross and frustrating) that people will call a bikini inappropriate for a toddler, while the toddler’s preferred bathing suit is “birthday.”

You’re seriously asking me why people use social media to share their lives with friends and family? If that’s too difficult a concept for you to grasp, I don’t think I can explain it to you.

agreed: baby should be a gender. Forcing babies (who have like little to no free will) into “BOY” or “GIRL” is kinda useless. It’s not like the baby can perform that gender. all the baby is doing laying there and having the parents’ performance of gender bounced back at them

By the same token, I don’t understand why people think pictures of children are something shameful that need to hidden away. The world doesn’t need to see the great majority of pictures posted on Facebook, and most people don’t choose whether or not to post photos of themselves, their families, and their lives on…

It'll be sexual to a pedophile no matter what. It's not remotely sexual to a normal person. So I feel like who gives a shit?

I got side-eye because my baby girl (which you could only tell because I’d stuck her in these stupidly cute pink, ruffled, flower-print swim bottoms) didn’t have a shirt. I put her in the equally stupidly cute green bottoms with elephants and everyone at the pool is all smiles for my handsome little man.

Haha. True. Also hard while not stoned.

You got side-eyed because your BABY wasn't wearing a top? Good lord.

What backwoods place do you live that people don’t put a hand on their hip on occasion? It’s a normal, HUMAN thing to do. The fact that you associate putting a hand on your hip solely with Pamela Anderson is fucking weird. I’m a,so guessing that if your daughter at 19 was dressing up as Pam Anderson you are in your…

Reminds me of Merrill Markoe’s bit about why we shouldn’t look to supermodels and actresses for beauty tips—what advice can they really offer besides, “Next time you’re born, try to have better looking parents”?

I let my 19 month old run around in just in swim bottoms because 1) she’s 19 months old, there is nothing remotely sexual about her pre-pre-pre-pubescent body 2) I ain’t got time to try an wrestle a wrigling toddler out of a wet lycra top or, god forbid a 1-piece swimsuit. Last year, I got some side-eye for this (yes,…

I don’t think he ever seemed to be “above” it. This summer he’s doing a tv show on E! about the transition where apparently all will be revealed.

Well, the correct response to a professor’s essay that you disagree with is to write your own counter viewpoint. It’s called dialogue. You’re supposed to use your words, not take her to academic court to force the university to sanction her for expressing her own views.