Well-adjusted 14 year olds do not “play doctor” with younger siblings.

I think they wouldn’t have continued for so long if he were miserable. These are experts, they know when an animal’s glad to be alive and when they want out. He just lives at the hospital ‘cause with his need for ongoing medical treatment, he isn’t a good adoption candidate yet.

i think he looks more like he needs to fart. why does he always have to look miserable?

slut shamers gotta slut shame

THAT LANA PICTURE. KAYNE. I AM DEAD.

My brother in law totally treats watching his kids as babysitting and when my sister gets home, she owes him. And she allows it >:(

And if I, for whatever reason, start churning out babies four at a time at age 65, please someone take me out behind the barn and put me out of my misery. Stat.

What i don’t understand, is that one of your arguments is that she is too old (i agree!), but you would still be ok if she adopted instead? How is that wrong for a child born to you, but not for an adopted child.

when you think about it- the Olsens are the only cast members of the show that didn’t really choose to be actors in the first place (they were babies when the show started, after all) so why would they want to go back to that? they did their tour in showbiz, made their bones and moved on a long time ago. It would have…

Why can’t he just be quiet and look pretty?

Maybe you should sit down for this...

I hated this show so much, and my sisters always had it on.

i don’t’ think anyone would let you adopt kids at 65

“Not all were planned. But then things happen. I’m not a planner but rather spontaneous.

Good mother or not, she’ll be 80 when these kids are 15. As young as she thinks kids keep her, she will be elderly when they are adolescents, I don't think it's possible for her to be as good of a mother as someone younger could be. There’s a very high probability she’ll die when they’re still quite young. She's too…

I'm gonna assume some places would tell her she is too old too adopt? She gives me a weird vibe from a previous interview I read. Seemed like a collector of children and obsessed with pregnancy and youth.

No, religious zealots who cover up sexual abuse are leaving a bad taste in your mouth these days. Having a big family has nothing to do with it.

I was thinking more Euro-Octo-Mum. Less creepy religion and abuse.

Yeah, but the weird thing is pastrami is usually made with beef, not pork.

Right, but he could have been like “Can you change your gloves? I can’t have pork touch my food because I am Muslim” but instead he said the weirdly ominous “pork ass hands” thing which makes the story hilarious in the telling and was probably totally confusing to the teenager experiencing it. This better become a…