Forgive my ignorance (I never got to join the Girl Scouts), but does hobo stew involve actual hobo meat? D:

I hereby make you an honorary member of my troop, 7477. I’ll teach you how to fold a flag, how to make hobo stew, and how to ice skate. It’ll be awesome.

Listen...I don’t know a single little boy willing to pretend to be a girl just to get into tents with other little girls. These people are trying to say that a child is so sexually driven that he will go to the lengths to pretend to be transgendered (and face the social repercussions of that) to violate the innocence…

Also from the AFA’s dumbass petition:

And they actually have her full torso in the shot. Not just a neck up shot. I’m actually kind of impressed.

Even if she was barely 18 at the time the baby was conceived, given the fact that he is 57, was her boss, and has a predilection for child porn makes everything extremely icky.

I hear David LaChapelle loathes Dave Chappelle

Least invasive thing EVER?

No. I don’t know why they’re claiming it’s a common thing. I’m in med school and we occasionally do non-invasive things on each other: listening with stethoscopes, ear and eye exams, blood pressure, etc. But we would never, ever be asked to submit to an invasive procedure like this. We have standardized patients who…

I’ve had one too and it was awful (my body is NOT down with that) but I can’t imagine any scenario where “sexual stimulation” wouldn’t just make things infinitely worse.

Yeah... I’ve had quite a few transvaginal ultrasounds, and that ain’t never been a thing.

I have gotten countless vaginal ultrasounds in the last 3 years, and not once have they EVER had to “sexually stimulate” me in order to get the scan. Like, at all. Like AT ALL. It would go right in, without anything inappropriate or awkward, beyond me apologizing that my body is always like, “haha no not again” and…

I hope the plaintiffs never have to work a day in their lives again. This is shit out of a 3rd rate porno.

HOLY ACTUAL SHIT WHAT

We talk all the time, but didn’t really know each other, or each other’s friends, before we started dating. So I know some stuff about the last girl from his best friend’s girlfriend drunkenly filling me in, I’ve asked a few questions that were pertinent to our particular relationship, and I feel relatively informed.…

I mean, I know what my boyfriend’s significant past relationships are and what he thinks about those and what his general attitudes towards sex and relationships are, because I think those are important things to know about your partner, but I don’t know the exact number of people he’s had sex with, because I feel…

I don’t think my boyfriend knows my number but, then again, he did seem pretty certain when he said that the number I said was probably wrong.

Time to switch switch hands?

Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels.