Yup, my friend’s toddler was playing with my phone once and I figured it was harmless. By the time she got bored with it 10 minutes later, I had dozens of selfies of her AND she managed to delete two apps and send a gibberish text to my old roommate!

Nonplussed sounds like a word which should mean Nonchalant though, for real

Shh, it’s more fun to think that Karyn knew she said that Angelina was hopelessly confused, like a BOSS. (Actually, it’s just amusing to think Karyn thinks she knows how to write.)

She used to be gorgeous. I honestly think she went too far, unnecessarily. She posted a smiling picture on her Instagram with other celebs, and she and Kris literally bought the same face. She didn’t use to look like her at all. Now they’re twins.

I love Kim and I don’t care that she’s had any surgery of any kind because whatever you do you and she looks amazing regardless BUT...i stared at that headline pic for a long time trying to figure out why octomom was with kanye and north. It’s just an awful picture

She’s just beautiful. I hope she runs far away from the Kardashian clan and goes off to spend her youth backpacking, or something.

You know, normally I’d get up in a standard progressive fury, because people need jobs and its rediculous to fire someone over anything other than the grossest social media offenses.

I’m sort of torn here. A part of me is like, chill out ladies, it was just a stupid Facebook post. And another part of me thinks that if my niece’s or nephew’s caregiver went on Facebook talking about how they don’t like kids and/or dealing with a lot of kids, I might suggest that my brothers find a new place to take…

I don’t have to believe anything a person says about themselves in situations like this. However, I should have the decency to not contradict them. Everyone deserves the chance to tell their story in their own way and time. Or to not tell their story if that’s their choice.

Clearly, Bruce’s interview did open up this discussion as he considers himself to be both a woman and heterosexual. I can say that in my case, I am a trans woman, who has always identified as a girl/woman, and has since puberty been pretty much exclusively attracted to girls/women, so I identify as a lesbian, a gay…

I mean….. in my experience, a silicone dildo is much harder and smoother than a penis. It’s not crazy to think you could tell them apart. And, for a man, you’re going to need some amount of harness to hold it on. But with some combination of alcohol/condoms/darkness/incomplete nudity, I can see how he would have…

Dildos have to have less “give”... or uh so I hear...

Language change can be a bitch. Painful to watch, but inevitable. You do realize that being THAT PERSON won’t make a bit of difference, right?

Well, add me to the magic twat club, I guess?

Sex has been used as a verb since at least the 19th century. You may find it personally irritating and distasteful, and that’s fine, but it is nevertheless perfectly correct grammar usage. Back-forming (i.e. verbing a noun) is a very, very old human linguistic habit.

No, no they really don’t (unless I have an unusual partner or an unusual vagina).

“Please stop trying to make ‘sexing’ happen.”

Lambskin strap-on and a dark room?

Right?!?? When you cuddle you can feel the penis or am I cuddling too Rated R? Idk sound sketch.