catewill
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catewill

and I would find that far more insufferable than people already make her out to be!

I flailed when I was 25, fuck, truthfully well beyond that. Even when I thought I was trying to get it together, I was still puttering around.

give me a fucking break. As a liberal myself, your comment reads like an article from the Onion

This is not true. I agree declawing is cruel, but some cats just pick the spot they want to claw, everything else be damned. I have bought one of my cats all sort of scratching posts & he just shrugs at them & proceeds to destroy the spot he likes behind the couch. The (un)funny thing is he used to be my cat that

I would want to know.

I've got fairly tiny titties , that are temporarily bigger because I'm breastfeeding my baby. They are accumulating more & more stretch marks & one boob points down now. When they return to their normal size they are going to look like teeny deflated balloons.

it's kind of awesomely terrifying!

Agreed. Also, George Clooney annoys the crap out of me for no real reason other than he just seems so smug. I get that she's a fucking gorgeous genius saint, but that makes me loathe them as a couple even more. I imagine the two of them love nothing more than the smell of their own farts.

I just can't with a beard. Even when the guy sporting it looks good with one. It makes me think too much of my dad & my uncles when I was a kid. Ugh.

I think papaya tastes exactly like vomit. FYI.

it's also topical as fuck, which nywoman92 is completely ignoring.

sadly true. I have a friend who rescued a dog near the light rail downtown. The dog had been microchipped. Turns out someone adopted it from the SPCA, decided they didn't really want it & just abandoned the dog downtown.

it was lame, but the odd thing was I was just thinking about her boobies (and I'm a fairly straight lady) the moment he said that. . .

I think it works on Keira but would be a nightmare on anyone else (except maybe Diane Kruger, who can wear anything)

I'm still impressed/horrified. I gained about 35 lbs. I lost 20 or so in the first month, 5 the 2nd month, and I'm still holding onto about 10lbs 8 months later! I'm also breastfeeding. For as many friends as I have who say breastfeeding made the weight fall off, I have an equal number who say they held onto to some

No. I tried to be for like 5 minutes, but I had to give it up because it made me too depressed. She would fall into the "everything is feminism" wave of new trendy feminism where women are performing the same old tropes & confirming that their value is absolutely tied to their looks, but calling it empowerment. I just

Because Texans, myself included, love Texas. And it drives us bananas that people who have never been here, or god forbid, only been to Austin (the city in Texas white people love most)think they know anything about it.

and Robert Rauschenberg

don't forget about Barbara Jordan!

also Anne Richards, Molly Ivins & Barbara motherfuckin' Jordan