I dunno, he tried to pull a Walker-style attack on public unions (teachers, fire fighters, and police) in Ohio four years ago (it was called SB5), and two years ago signed some awful anti-abortion measures into law (including defunding PP by $1.4 million and requiring trans-vaginal ultrasounds). He’s also been…

There’s a part of me that almost hopes that he actually would become president because then he wouldn’t be governor of Ohio anymore.

A galaxy (and one of the nice spiral ones) full of stars for this. Thank you.

Okay so let me explain the budget in a way you ladies can understand. You know how when you use the herbal essence on hair and it makes you so happy you make the orgasm sounds which always makes me laugh cause there is no female orgasm? Well that’s how I want to feel about the money the U.S. has. Or to put it simply I…

“People say I talk about spumoni too much and that I’m condescending. (Spumoni is italian ice cream and condescending means I talk down to others.)” - John Kasich

Facebook will say:
We are very sorry for this technical difficulty. It was not related to Mr. King’s relationship with CNN.

It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.

I made a mistake in the state (because Kansas City is not in Kansas) and want to let everyone know that if there’s a Dearborn in Kansas, the residents don’t deserve the criticism.

“Paden’s adult son, Anthony, has also been charged with sodomizing the victim. His case is currently pending.”

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

I hope she just literally peed on him because he’s the worst.

Like those onion cutting goggles. Honestly if you eat pussy right I don’t give a fuck what you have on your face. Wear a fucking Groucho Marx mask for all I care.

The day I decided I would not have sex with any man who didn’t first make me cum with his mouth was the day I left sexual purgatory and was admitted to Elysian Fields.

real conversation i’ve had with a tinder date

Maybe she just peed on him because she wanted it to be over?

Your certification determines whether you are considered qualified or not, not your skill. If you fail to pass the teaching subject tests but there is a high demand for teachers in your area, you can get an emergency certification from the state, making you “qualified” to teach, but not “highly qualified”. If you have…

You DID NOT just post 8 track cartridges reminding me how old I am. YOU DID NOT.

Not 10 days? Fail.

Because it reads to me like deception was part of their business model from the very beginning. The 3rd party auditors are being hired to tell them something they already know.

People have been hating this scam club shit since the Columbia House days.