You’ve honestly never run into sexist progressive bros? Seriously? Take our word for it, it’s a thing, in a BIG way.

Thank god he has tapes! I hope he has 10000 Maniacs Our Time in Eden, because mine is about worn out.

The adults in the room, everybody. Don’t be fooled into thinking that this group of grifters, racists, and hucksters are any fucking different than Trump or the rest of them. They’re all petty, backbiting little scumbags who are more concerned about their own positions inside a self-selecting group of complete and…

I believe the correct term is...BIGLY.

My God can we please stop with the divisive articles? Amy whoever is not worth listening to, she just wants to make money and get famous. She has done that, and only that, her entire career. Every one of her articles is rage bait for those actually educated on politics and the inner workings of campaigns. Please stop…

As long as you’re not Donald Trump, public shaming still works pretty well.

It really doesn’t get much better than a guy claiming he was hacked and then also trying to prevaricate regarding what was ostensibly said by his hackers.

Like, either you weren’t hacked at all, or you were, but you agree with the hackers?

“I was hacked by people who said what I really wanted to say myself. But it isn’t…

What a relief. I was afraid it was because it meant there was less chance she’d put out.

And that’s how I wound up in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.

With larger rings, the assumption was supposedly that you were more likely to ditch the job after the wedding because a woman with a rich husband was less likely to care about her career.

can’t wait til a pantsuit wearing woman gets elected to the highest office in the land! *knocks on wood, crosses self, dances over cracks in sidewalks, throws pinch of salt over left shoulder*

Is it bad that I was expecting his reasoning to be that it meant no one in the office could hit on her? And that I’m only marginally relieved (but a great deal more offended) that it was “hur dur, the other women will be jealous and wrathful”?

Soooooooo, you’re saying the tiara would be a mistake?

Nope, not at all. Unless they are in my bed, I’m not interested (side note: if you are an Olympian reading this post—call me!)

Right!????

For some reason I expected a love triangle to be part of the story and now I'm disappointed. This is like freshmen year roommate level of intrigue.

Damn, was really, really, really hoping this would be about a post-sex fight between secret but in-synch lovers David Boudia and Steele Johnson.

Exhibit A

Yep. Had a roommate do this to me. He was even nice enough to leave a note on the door telling me and our other roommate to not come home tonight. Fortunately, the ONLY window in the apartment that was opened was the one to his bedroom. So, I crawled in through the window, spent a minute critiquing his performance…

it does tear apart families though, that’s like the basic part of the design, to derive you of your freedoms and what you hold dear. anyone in prison is apart from their families. that’s literally how that works.