how bernie isnt winning this race is a tragedy

YAY! I’ve literally been refreshing this page constantly for the last 20 minutes because this week, I AM PREPARED. WITH PHOTOS.

Oh I know that dark tunnel, well, my friend. Too well. Stop reading about serial killers and plagues, CatAss, you psychopath.

I'm so glad I get to know this, and didn't even have to google mantis sex at work.

This comment reversed my rage-induced seizure, thank you.

I wouldn’t mind the cannibalism bit, because I’d also be secure in the knowledge that I’m helping thin out the population. ^^

But either way, the important bit is that she gets a good dinner AND a good fuck (whether in that order or not). I tellya mantis chicks have got it knocked.

Good to know!

Because the female praying mantises don’t want to see their partner’s face...*sinister smirk*

You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

“Imagine her as a faceless orifice, a sex doll to be used in your Christian ejaculatory efforts.”

For your George Costanza Halloween costume

Honey, if you can get an STD or an orgasm from it, sorry to break it to you but IT’S SEX. It’s sexual activity, you can get a disease from it. It’s sex. Only sex is P in V? Then how do gay people do it?

Filed to: WHAT A DICK

He didn’t take his dad’s car for a joy ride, or get caught smoking a “left handed cigarette” (as my dad would call it). HE FRIGGIN’ RAPED SOMEONE. And he can petition for it to be removed in 15 years.

An adult woman attempted to shame and bully a transgender child using her public platform. Shoot me, seriously.

Can't let this poor girl be queen? I need a drink. Whose joining me?

Exactly. The ice bucket challenge confused the heck out of me. Raise awareness for ALS? You mean the disease Stephen Hawkings and Lou Gehrig (as in Lou Gehrig’s Disease) has/had? Glad I’m aware of it now, thanks.

I agree. Donate some tampons and pads to a women’s shelter. They need stuff like that. Putting a black spot on your hand will do fuck all to help domestic violence victims.

I had a feeling this wasn't going to end well. It's sad and it would be great if some kind of secret signal could help abuse victims find help but the thing about it is that it actually needs to be secret