Bobby. You are so funny. I think this is your best article so far.

I’m just saying, it’s very déclassé. The cool kids are wearing otters. Not even pelts, just live otters. It’s very now.

That quote is actually an excerpt from Couderc’s new book, ‘What Lesbians Want.’ It’s comprised of 50 blank pages with the words “BUTCH” and “LEISURE” randomly inserted at the end.

I will NOT be orphan-kitty-pelt-suit shamed by you or ANYONE

I heartily endorse big-hipped women wearing bodycon dresses, in that the last time I wore a bodycon dress, literally every comment from my friends was ‘OMG YOUR CURVES’. Aw yeah. Also, I heartily endorse everyone wearing whatever the fuck they want at all times (unless you are wearing a pelt made from the skins of…

Lol really because these dresses look 100% better on voluptuous women IMO. Like sorry that us curvier gals took something meant for the skinnies, realized we looked awesome in it, and started wearing it, but too bad! I mean, I have never actually purchased one of these dresses but I have tried one on and my boyfriend…

A fashion designer who’s openly misogynistic and has no regard for any woman who’s not built like a 2 X 4?

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

The second sentence makes it sound like he opened the lab fridge and found an unclaimed lunch bag.

I’d have accepted their offer, but that sure as hell wouldn’t have been the end of it.

So, to make up for their epic fuck up, they offered her a free abortion? Did it come with a toaster too? Or at least validated parking?

‘What do you want me to do, fire them?’

Bill Cosby avatar.

I would say affluenza is a form of psychopathy. Empathy is a shared human trait, bred out with hoarded money.

Livestrong SmileyEyes up there is a stock photo. Here’s Yoga McBrosef IRL

I was just thinking the same! Stupid law school.

If your God is using you for larger messages by putting you through stuff like this, then your God is a sadist.

I'm feeling weird about the whole situation because I'm trying to decide if I think this is legit or a hoax. It sounds like these people do things for attention and they are Christian conservatives with an agenda. I hope that my concerns are unfounded.

These two ring loudly of being far from authentic human beings, fakery is telegraphed loudly especially from the thirstaaaay husband

He looks ridiculous.