I’m in. Anybody in Toronto y’alls hate?
Cate
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I feel that way about some people, too. We should form a club. That way, if I ever run in to Miles Teller, I can give him that message from you, and if you ever run in to Adam Levine, you can tell him for me. If the club got big enough, we would have enough operatives to reach all the truly terrible people with our…
I was minding my own business (being a drunk asshole) outside a club, when a cop (not a cop, a security guard) hand cuffed me...am I cool yet?!
Not to mention a few bruises aren’t exactly on par with a bullet to the head or being suffocated to eath.
I’d have gone with “Axe Body Spray” but that may be reserved for Adam Levine.
I volunteer to be the one friend responsible for never letting her glass be empty and validating her hotness/general superiority while making cradle-robbing jokes.
Oh god, wouldn’t you? I can hear the cackles from here. Patton must be hooting with delighted schadenfreude.
I’d love to be present for the wine-fueled snarkfest Paula Patton is surely having right now.
I’m not going to assume that Robin and April’s relationship is doomed. But I’m sure they are in for some serious growing pains.
This shit ain’t a race issue its a cop issue!!!!
If only he was a literal cliffhanger, by which I mean, on an actual cliff hanging by his fingertips, while I stand over him, my decision to help the only thing between him and his plummeting death.
He shrugged again, smiling at me, his sweat stains creeping. “Guess you’re gonna have to find out for yourself,” he said.
No, because then you two go bowling with Tom Hardy and I.
This had a notable lack of information on what Chris’s actual dick is like. I am disappoint. Poor journalism!
No kidding! We see boob and vag occasionally, so why not penises?
This is an obvious phallacy.
So this is the year of the prosthetic penis. I’ve seen like 4 movies where they show one,, but we all wanna see the real dick. Whose got the real dick? (we need equality on screen!)