I think you’re giving WAY too much credit to extremists to assume they’ll believe it’s satire. Some fucking moron somewhere is like “you know what, white people do use chairs god dammit, we aren’t heathens and white people use chairs)... he’s probably drinking two beers from a hat while riding his lawnmower in…

That’s actually where my brain went immediately - Redskins written all over it.

She can’t just hold anyone in contempt of court though. Like she has to have the authority to tell them to do something in the first place then if they don’t, that’s when contempt can come up. But she literally lacks the authority to tell the children to do anything related to actually engaging a parent. Again - she…

I literally don’t understand how this judge has the jurisdiction to MAKE these children do anything. They are not parties to the case - she can require the PARENTS to say, make the kids available for visitation but if they don’t want to engage their father... she literally lacks the actual authority to make the…

One. That collar KICKS ASS. Seriously, it’s absolutely beautiful, you should be proud regardless.

I tried - like really tried - to separate people from that religious belief but I’m an asshole and I can’t. I made the mistake of falling down the Internet rabbit hole one night when I couldn’t sleep and read for hours about it. The crazy shit that it requires from people - lets just say I think you’ve got to be a…

God dammit Dharma.

Please don't make me hate Giovanni Ribisi. Like just... shhh... Let me pretend hes normal, sane, logical and adorable. I just can't quit him.

No... I’m totally illiterate.

No. The symbol of the CFA was marked with the “insignia” of the Virginia Army flag - however that flag explicitly was never adopted by the CFA as a confederate army flag. Moreover, multiple state armies had similarly fashioned the Stars and Stripes and wasn’t limited to Virginia. It’s indicative of how many members…

I think it’s important to realize... that symbol (the VIRGINIA ARMY FLAG aka the “confederate flag”- sorry but it fucking annoys me to no end that this is not an actual flag adopted by the Confederate Army but people call it that) was only used to perpetuate slavery and racial inequality - I don’t care how many…

I feel like I'd be very compelled to hit him with a kettleball prior to the restraining order. HE IS SUCH A FUCKSTICK.

You have no idea. When I was 20 a The cat I found, stray and pregnant, also had an abcess I didn’t know about that exploded alllll over the living room carpet before I got her to the vet from a dog bite. After my mom died, a stray kitten was waiting for me by my car, and wouldn’t move until I let her into the car...…

Yes, an honest error. You got the point. Would you like to critically analyze my use of ellipses next?

I don’t know... giving a cat catnip is like giving Charlie Sheen cocaine, booze, and a bunch of sex workers at his disposal. I also had a cat that meowed... all the time.... as in literally “let me sing you the song of my people for roughly 12-16 hours a day that also overlaps with your sleeping patterns”... so I kind…

Read what’s called the Tarasoff case if you want insight into mental healthcare doctor responsibility in criminal cases of their patients. It’s the case that finally changed the rule. But the opinion does an excellent job of outlining the reasoning for what they have to do and cannot do.

I’m going with 12 out of 9 - seriously, he should be dead by now. Unfortunately, he will live well into old age to terrorize many more sex workers, his ex-wives, and assuredly his children. He’s like the cat, he’s survived well beyond expectation and at some point will just piss himself and it’ll of course be on the…

LoL I mean by now, what do we expect? She’s dealt with this asshat for so long she’s not even phased by it. The fact that she hasn’t had him offed is probably because she just expects him to die and for some god forsaken reason he just won’t. He’s your old cat with kidney cancer... you know that one that’s been hit by…

Burnt hair, sheets you’ve had sex on for 3 days and not washed in the middle of summer without an AC, morning breath after a night of potato vodka, and shame.

The stories are continuous... and the lengths all government agencies go to cover it up when it actually makes a difference because it means they’ve murdered/beaten/wrongly arrested a mentally ill person or the failure to provide adequate medical or mental health services to the incarcerated mentally ill? To the ends…