Ironic, since usually it’s Alabama where a person is both “wife and daughter.”

Slow down, Cadillac!

I went to an outdoor concert once in extreme summer heat, and I got dosed, presumably by one of the several people “helpfully” spraying water on fellow concertgoers to cool us down.

Isn't it going to be a problem when the French don't back our invasion of Iran and we have to start calling them Freedom Doors? 

You think we’re tracking Alex Len in warmups but we’re really tracking gentrification.

Everyone welcome Tony Romo to Deadspin!

The real story is how much Mallory Edens (Bucks owner’s daughter, seated next to Rodgers) ages between the first and last videos.

Downtown Dayton’s been a typical rustbelt abandoned city center for decades. White folks from the ‘burbs have been terrified by it, but really, it was just a sad, empty ghost town until a couple of years ago, when something of a Renaissance started happening. They got funding to rehab the architectural centerpiece of…

It’s not Klay’s contract, it’s a provision in the CBA that applies to everybody. 

I’d also suggest that Mattis was a good SoD, even if his nickname was “Mad Dog”.

It’s a slippery slope. Good thing we have emergency brakes

I’m slowly but surely getting on the “remove instant replay in all sports” bandwagon because it fucking sucks.  No, I don’t want to hear about how you lost your money gambling.  No, I don’t want to hear about “getting it right.”  No, I don’t want you to bring up examples about how it benefited the teams I support. …

Saying “clap-back” is already not cool.  Change my mind.

You understand that the money will be coming out of your pocket and not the company’s, right?

Lol. So to this guy, there are two options:

It’s impossible to be a person others take seriously when you are an adult with “666” in your screen name.

Dammit, if he were just wearing tactical sunglasses I would have had bingo.

I thought it was a controversial decision to have Euron Greyjoy pop up out of nowhere and ambush Durant, but I see why they wanted to level the playing field for the rest of the series.

Well I got fascism explained to me when I was young by my grandfather. It was very clear, with appropriate references and everything of how you know when to start worrying about the way the world is going and details of how to hang someone from a lamp post by their balls. How to identify Nazis to punch, so on and so…