Ironic, since usually it’s Alabama where a person is both “wife and daughter.”

Slow down, Cadillac!

I went to an outdoor concert once in extreme summer heat, and I got dosed, presumably by one of the several people “helpfully” spraying water on fellow concertgoers to cool us down.

Isn't it going to be a problem when the French don't back our invasion of Iran and we have to start calling them Freedom Doors? 

You think we’re tracking Alex Len in warmups but we’re really tracking gentrification.

You need good storage space for your standby. That new mayo should not be refrigerated. You wouldn’t skip over the open mayo for warm cabinet mayo, would you?

Everyone welcome Tony Romo to Deadspin!

The real story is how much Mallory Edens (Bucks owner’s daughter, seated next to Rodgers) ages between the first and last videos.

Why is there dirt on your chicken? 

Downtown Dayton’s been a typical rustbelt abandoned city center for decades. White folks from the ‘burbs have been terrified by it, but really, it was just a sad, empty ghost town until a couple of years ago, when something of a Renaissance started happening. They got funding to rehab the architectural centerpiece of…

It’s not Klay’s contract, it’s a provision in the CBA that applies to everybody. 

I’d also suggest that Mattis was a good SoD, even if his nickname was “Mad Dog”.

It’s a slippery slope. Good thing we have emergency brakes

I’m slowly but surely getting on the “remove instant replay in all sports” bandwagon because it fucking sucks.  No, I don’t want to hear about how you lost your money gambling.  No, I don’t want to hear about “getting it right.”  No, I don’t want you to bring up examples about how it benefited the teams I support. …

Saying “clap-back” is already not cool.  Change my mind.

Could be a small map and a regular sized pin. 

You understand that the money will be coming out of your pocket and not the company’s, right?

Lol. So to this guy, there are two options:

Better yet, why was Winter built up for six seasons, with characters saying that it’ll probably be the longest and harshest winter in a century, and then when it comes, it snows for like, one day in King’s Landing, and then it’s nice and sunny again and there’s even green plants growing north of the Wall. Did all the…