This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

It is public knowledge released by the Court of Arbitration for Sport. Rikki-Tikki-Deadly posted the link in another reply above.

Or — OR — the fact that an extremely liberal commentariat that’s almost always in agreement with the writers has had significant dissent on this subject should give you pause and make you consider if maybe just maybe YOU’RE the one who’s wrong here.

She has XY chromosomes according to Hogshead-Makar. This is an INCREDIBLY important detail that all the Deadspin writers intentionally omit. That, along with the highly elevated T levels should pretty much end the debate.

Sir, how dare you question my credentials, sir!

That last line was gratuitous.

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

that don’t get much better than this!

Stepping over the free throw line is approaching carrying/traveling status in the guidelines book.

I have NO idea what you’re talking about.

Andrew, I love your commentary on here and will continue to, but this is beyond a doubt the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen posted by an intelligent person.

What a spit in the face to the troops. Dozens of brave soldiers made it their duty to testify against and prosecute this evil fucker, and President Trump just flushed their hard work down the toilet.

All these contestants must feel like Sham going against Secretariat in ‘73.  Right talent, wrong time.

I can’t be the only person that doesn’t understand this insane obsession with a late-90s Toyota, right?

More than you can afford, pal.  Supra.

I also deserve compensation for dealing with my family and their issues and also demand to live in a castle for free!

The fat waddling goober isn’t our duly elected pop-culture czar. For the thousandth time, it is against the fucking rules to block other horses and veer out of your lane like that. It’s a DQ 100 out of 100 times and has been forever. There was nothing “PC” or unfair about it, except to the horses Maximum Security…

I'm still coming to grips that we both find his daughter attractive.

Beats the fuck out of a diaper genie.  That product is some BULLSHIT.

Judas had to get the Soul Stone somehow.