I’m here for the big dumb nonsense. Give it to me. I went through the grind.

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

He added: “The New Zealand mosque murderer was actually a left-wing, self-described ‘eco-fascist’ who also published a manifesto praising Communist China as ‘the nation with the closest political and social values to my own.’”

The man admits that he is behind the times and promises to try and change his ways to adapt. A 76 yo man.....admitting that he has to change.......and you’re all pissy because he hasn’t apologized for having his actions be taken the wrong way? This fucking litmus test is getting pathetic and Republicans are just…

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

I personally think it’s not really a golf course unless it has at least one windmill, as well as a big plaster clown head where you win a lollipop if you successfully launch the ball into its mouth. 

Very well put. I hated how some of the fans just gave up on him. Like you said, he was an integral part of our championship runs. But yeah, I’m happy for him, because he was a great player and deserves to be in a situation that works for him.

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

Easier to place two layers of TP on the surface of the water to act as a firefighter life net and quietly catch everyone jumping out of the building that is your butt.

You can pinpoint the moment where his heart breaks!

You’re right. If you feel this personal quality of Biden’s makes him unfit, then you absolutely shouldn’t vote for him. It’s a deeply personal issue, and everyone has their own sensibilities towards personal space. I’d be shocked if I met Biden and he touched my forehead with his, but I’d probably restrain myself and…

His personal style over the past 50 years is an issue in 2019 and Joe Biden will have to address it, which it looks like he’s begun doing. He needs to listen more and not be so handsy with women he’s just met. That shouldn’t be too difficult. We’ve all known this about Biden for years, but he gotten a pass. Now, he’s…

Hehe

Yes, and in keeping with the spirit of the team, very poorly executed.

That gives me an idea (I’ll never follow up on). Lyft or Uber should make “Lyfted-Truck” or “Uber-Unter” or something (I got nothing clever for Uber), that lets you get a driver with a pickup for an extra fee. You could go to Home Depot, get your 5 annual bags of mulch, order a Lyfted-Truck on your phizzone, the…

But it doesn’t come with mirrors.

Axl Rose?

Billy Corgan sounds like he’s constipated as he tries to “sing”. Any comparison to Mick Jagger is completely invalid.

Nah, Jagger’s a great vocalist. Capable of subtlety, good phrasing, distinctive. Of course you’re not going to get that seeing him live at age seventywhatever. Listen to No Expectations, the non-Stones Memo From Turner, You Can’t Always Get What You Want, Emotional Rescue, his version of The Long Black Veil with the…