In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

Easier to place two layers of TP on the surface of the water to act as a firefighter life net and quietly catch everyone jumping out of the building that is your butt.

Ugh stfu.  Let people like things.

You can pinpoint the moment where his heart breaks!

You’re right. If you feel this personal quality of Biden’s makes him unfit, then you absolutely shouldn’t vote for him. It’s a deeply personal issue, and everyone has their own sensibilities towards personal space. I’d be shocked if I met Biden and he touched my forehead with his, but I’d probably restrain myself and…

His personal style over the past 50 years is an issue in 2019 and Joe Biden will have to address it, which it looks like he’s begun doing. He needs to listen more and not be so handsy with women he’s just met. That shouldn’t be too difficult. We’ve all known this about Biden for years, but he gotten a pass. Now, he’s…

I still can’t see that and do anything but read it as “six-ix nine-ine”

Fair enough. 6ix9ine is apparently uninterested in anyone old.

Hehe

Yes, and in keeping with the spirit of the team, very poorly executed.

Exactly. The gap between what people want and what they really need has become ridiculous. This is true across all vehicle types, not just trucks. 

Funny thing is, these trucks are as large as “full size trucks” were only a couple of decades ago.  More than adequate for most buyers.

That gives me an idea (I’ll never follow up on). Lyft or Uber should make “Lyfted-Truck” or “Uber-Unter” or something (I got nothing clever for Uber), that lets you get a driver with a pickup for an extra fee. You could go to Home Depot, get your 5 annual bags of mulch, order a Lyfted-Truck on your phizzone, the…

Think about this, how many times do people actually use the back seat of any vehicle. I bet 99 percent of the time it is empty. I rather have a useful bed in a truck than to have a pokey bed that most crew cab trucks have. 

But it doesn’t come with mirrors.

The hamster thing I get...but WHOLE ONIONS?!?! Fucking gross!!

Given Nike’s history of scandals, I’m guessing they aren’t too worried about an accusation that they pay kids too much.

Axl Rose?

Billy Corgan sounds like he’s constipated as he tries to “sing”. Any comparison to Mick Jagger is completely invalid.

Nah, Jagger’s a great vocalist. Capable of subtlety, good phrasing, distinctive. Of course you’re not going to get that seeing him live at age seventywhatever. Listen to No Expectations, the non-Stones Memo From Turner, You Can’t Always Get What You Want, Emotional Rescue, his version of The Long Black Veil with the…