Indeed. In my office ridesharing program I met-a-car-pal who was unable to see the levity of these situations.

We can only hope that Tony Romo will be calling the game, predicting when the player’s breathing stops, when brain death occurs, and what the flower arrangements will look like at the wake, all while the player is still lined up before the snap.

This is how legends are made.

Ha same here!

I am super curious why taxes are in quotes here, as if you don’t believe they’re taxes.

I don’t know about a tax, but I make the conscious choice to eat meat occasionally, and pay for quality meat when I do. So I guess it’s a self-imposed cost that supports a better product. I would feel funny making that decision for poor families trying to feed themselves protein, though.

I find stories like this heartbreaking.

This one seems legit, (note the lack of contingency plans, and the paranoid ideation) but...

It really is. You would think the mother would be comforting the child, but if you look at their facial expressions, it’s the presence of the child that comforts the mother. The child is beyond needing comfort. She’s accepted that life is meaningless and joy is fleeting.

And they even have a massive built-in disadvantage, they don’t ever get a chance to play the Browns’ offense.

I dunno, starting a war and then going to fight in that war is pretty manly.

There were fine people on both sides.

Fuck everyone in this thread suggesting that Shazier eventually commits suicide

I dunno man, I guess I just would have been hesitant to have my first reaction be “well his legs may not work again, fuck him.”

Oh, you kids and your wacky internet lingo. Why back in my day we used to say “23 skidoo” because we thought it was cool to say “23 skidoo”. We also hung onions off our belts because that was the style back then.

Really dude? Really? This is your takeaway?

In the grand scheme of things, it’s less about who gets a tax cut (a lot of people do), but how much of a tax cut people get and— by extension— how this affects their quality of life. It’s like saying “everyone gets a prize!” but the poor person gets a $50 gift certificate to Cheesecake Factory while the billionaire…

Hey there! Another self-employed sole-proprietor LLC owner here.

“Is there a calculator for people who don’t live permanently in the year 1990 and do actual modern contract work as a sole-proprietor LLC?”