Ok. I believe you. But that’s exactly what Sasha Fierce would say.

If he wanted everyone to suck his dick for the mere fact that he was doing his job, Trump should have ditched the Presidency and gone into porn.

Eric back there trying to remember the last time he fed the woman he’s got chained up in a shipping container out by the port.

Where are they now?

Funny enough, if there’s three people that are going to be left in jail because of their father it’s gonna be them:

I then stood and bore witness when he broke the six seal of the end of the days and it read, “You will completely agree with Lavar Ball on a topic,” the heavens cried.....

This kid has become the best Kawhi Leonard in the league in just his 2nd season. Until of course the actual Kawhi Leonard comes back.

Those poor people look so sad, like a couple of cagED raCCooNs.

Did anybody really love James Toback, Brett Ratner, Harvey Weinstein...

Sure thing, Mr. Jackson.

Oh, I agree with this. If a steak needs A-1, it wasn’t cooked right or was a bad cut. But... if you absolutely have to get the steak down, A-1 is acceptable. Ketchup is not.

*You’re

Although he may best be remembered for his no hitter/perfect game with the Phillies, Halladay will always be a Blue Jay, especially since he was still flying south for the winter.

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

Totino’s was the only frozen pizza I ate as a kid and I still love it. Also, I’ve only had one or two store-brand frozen pizzas I fully didn’t like because they were too chemically. I honestly feel that if you say you love pizza, but then you act like frozen pizza is inherently bad, you don’t really love pizza, you…

That photo looks like the cover from first issue of “Obvious Rapists” quarterly.

The joke

They’ve had two of the greatest quarterbacks this millennium, and have one Super Bowl to show for it.

White people can be concerned about the mistreatment of people of color, too, so your comment does not make sense.