As someone with an abusive father who I’ve wanted gone for two decades, yeah. This is a tough question for people to see the other side of, because you usually only get one dad.

The dementia angle is a strong one.

I’m not saying it’s appropriate. But he’s clearly not well, likely suffering from dementia, and has no sense of boundaries anymore. I’d hold those around him in charge of his care more accountable. Time to stop putting him in these situations and let the matter, and hm, die.

You fucking kidding me? You have a chance to use the alliteration at the beginning of “Houdini” and the phrase “Whodiedinhere” and you bring that lazy shit into the paint?

He took the door off the spice cabinet in his kitchen to maximize brand visibility for McCormick.

I knew there was a reason I hated you. This was it.

Maybe you don’t have friends because you steal jokes? https://xkcd.com/1268/

Dill-eat your account.

“disgusting orange drink”

To me it’s funny because of that time Jon drank dog cum. But that’s just me.

Serves him right for wearing an Acetony Romo jersey

Hopefully this doesn’t start a trend of jersey burning assholes self immolating.

Used to be Washington state college

How insecure must these old bastards like Jerry Jones and Mike Pence be in their white privilege that the sight of a few black players kneeling silently during a song makes them so agitated that they cannot enjoy their greater privilege of undercompensated (mostly black) labor sacrificing their long-term health to…

What was weird was that Santa asked the question Brokaw was answering.

You’re talking to me like I don’t support gun control. I agreed with everything Tom was saying when he got cut off. Your answer to Mall Santa’s initial question was, “There is a simple solution, change the channel.”

While you are not wrong - I’d take a couple of months off if this happened to me - these guys are professional athletes. They are young, healthy, in great shape, driven to succeed, and take better care of themselves than 99.99999% of the population. It is not unreasonable to expect them to heal faster and be more…

Guy, I’m not advocating treating players like chattel but a transverse process fracture is no worse than fracturing a rib...in fact, the embryologic anlage to a lumbar spine transverse process is...drumroll...a rib. They are basically the same thing and a fracture of which confers zero instability. But pain. There is…

Holy shit I would be dead if there was a case of beer for 5 bucks anywhere near me.

Well? Were they a Sox fan or not?