I’m sendin you to Jesus

Go fuck yourself with having to jump in with your ‘it’s all the same on both sides’ bullshit. One group has a history of slavery, endemic and systemic racism, and a system designed to work against them. The other is mad they can’t be racist anymore. In case you missed it, go fuck yourself.

Many people, not just me, think he may have been the most naturally talented golfer of the modern era, non-Tiger division. We all remember his freakish length, but when he was on, his soft hands around the green were equally astonishing. Alas, he was very seldom on, as his personal life was a trainwreck 99% of the…

I remember following him around at the BC Open twenty something years ago. The back story is that he was drinking heavily, he’d be suspended from the tour soon after. He was defending champion and it’s an unwritten rule you return to defend your title. But John wasn’t having it, he tried to withdraw. The tour…

Um, he used coded word to reach out to white supremecists through bashing African Americans with totally false information.

This meme is tired and stupid. Cutler clearly cares about football, as shown by the number of injuries he has played through over the years, not at all including his diabetes which is a bitch to manage while playing professional sports.

Is Cutler a personable guy? No. Does he go out of his way to make friends with his…

Yeah, whenever people pull the “not all Trump voters are racist!” bit, I just roll my eyes. They stood there and listened to the river of hateful shit he spewed for months, years even, and at the absolute least they decided they were perfectly okay with it.

I mean, considering every one of his defining proposals is at least crypto-racist, I feel pretty comfortable declaring all his supporters are perfectly cool with racism.

And everyone else’s kids.

As opposed to what he would give to his kids, Jay decided to give football one last shot.

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

$200m was based on a $100m estimate for this fight. If it’s $400m, than $800m to throw it. For a guy that burns through money.

This site can’t shut down. How am I going to reply to my dad’s unending stream of garbage forwarded emails?? You know, such classics as “You’ll never believe that this marine punched his professor” or “Check out this picture of a shark jumping out of the water to eat a helicopter! Can you believe they caught this on…

I’m an Eagle Scout too. I am the person I am today because of scouts. I learned my career there, I learned how to work with people, how to speak publicly, and how to embrace differences.

Made even more stupid because Euron had crossbows / something that can shoot objects at high velocities at least as large if not bigger shooting flaming arrows/objects in the same damn episode.

Jesus fucking christ man... you just made me want to call someone a “snowflake” for the first time in my life. First off, this whole article was a joke; do the dress-up assholes at the gym look stupid - you bet - but this was intentionally written over the top to be super snarky, expressly because it doesn’t fucking…

It stuns me how dramatic people are being about this, especially on the four-year implant for women. As far as I’m concerned, ALL women should be offered free L-T birth control, and we should start with the poorest people getting the free offers first. (People here would rather give the first freebies to rich people?)

Maybe not if offered at no cost upon release. Really, it should just be offered in general.

I’m a bit confused. This is birth control that works for “up to” four years. That’s NOT the same as sterilization. Am I missing something?