I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

Yeah, but how far can you punt a footb—ah, fuck, nevermind.

Yeah, but you don’t get to use the Billionaire’s Son Multiplier of 0.3 to adjust your times.

What a happy 10th birthday that will be for The Process!

As a long-time Blazer fan, good luck with that Aldridge scenario.

Spicer on ‘covfefe’ tweet: “The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant.”

I had an ambien prescription briefly until I unwittingly got out of bed, got one door away from the bathroom, sat down in a wicker chair and then took a giant shit, then woke up some hours later horrified at my predicament. Ambien should be illegal.

It should go without saying: there are only two times you should drink. When you’re alone or when you’re with somebody else.

The trick is to drink a little bit everyday. Even if you don’t want to or your wife starts to cry.

I can’t help but wonder how Lavar Ball might be seen differently if he were white and his kids played a sport in which they were less visible, like say, baseball. Would he be perceived in a more favorable light by the mostly white press that questions his character at every turn? 

I would like to humbly suggest that “pushing one’s kids to excel” and “deciding before they are born that they must fulfill your own thwarted ambitions and micromanaging their lives toward that goal from birth onward” are not the same thing but are in fact quite different things.

wait. who takes one bite of fucking pizza and then throws it out?

The sky’s the limit when you add Lonzo Ball to their existing core of Luol Deng and Timofey Mozgov.

Magic Johnson SAYS he’s not bothered by Ball’s antics, but there’s still a nonzero chance that the Lakers decide to pass on this sideshow. Even if they don’t Johnson at least is someone who isn’t going to be overshadowed by Ball, he can afford the distraction. Not every team can. And Ball’s behavior is absolutely a…

Hell yes. He is killing their childhood and their futures in the NBA.

Don’t get me wrong, they’ll get picked up by teams. But lower than they would have been if this asshole weren’t attached to them. Given a choice between a good player with no drama and a slightly better player with a lunatic media whore dadmanager…

It’s like a less coordinated version of George Jefferson’s strut.

Let’s not pretend the US wasn’t building up because we wanted an enormous military. A military that dwarfs every other branch of government and budget line.

I think you mean “neck guy”. Mitch McConnell has no chin. Just a smooth curve from mouth to neck waddle.

Man duels can’t melt real teams!

Is this story fact or fiction? I hope Pete Carroll can figure out the truth.