He will die someday?

I was bullied as a kid, and I would never work for a known con artist and sexual predator. You can still despise him, he wanted to be on the bullying side. #GOP

There’s also a great one with Carrie and Mark Hamill:

I never get tired of posting this. God, what a nerd.

So buy a $100 - $300 laptop to sit on a shelf just in case a friend comes over to work on a project, (ha... like I have friends), and has forgotten to bring their laptop?

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

I never would have thought that Disney’s version of Robin Hood (complete with a thumb-sucking cowardly lion pseudo king with mommy issues, a deceitful snake whispering sweet nothings in his ear to calm him, and a “law and order” style wolf of a sheriff whose sole purpose is to harass the poor) would come to life. But…

Today’s world is safer than it ever has been. As you said on my post, don’t let the fear rule you. That’s the entire point of terrorism.

Trump then referred to Kim Jong Un as a “butthead”, and said that he smelled and has cooties.

I get what you mean, although I have to say that a legit flop (one that sells a real, actual foul that wouldn’t otherwise be called) can be a thing of beauty, as opposed to all of the ugly fouls that get called when a shooter launches himself into a defender trying to get a contact foul.

Patrick, you’re my favorite Deadspin writer. But headline fail when you also write:

Lakers fan?

Manu Ginobili is a hero, a champion, and the difference-making piece for a historic run of success for San Antonio. Let’s remember how freaking good this guy was in his prime. This is one of my favorite examples: when he stone cold obliterated the ascendent Suns team back in 2005. Phoenix was fully actualizing into…

Yeah, agreed. Never was a big fan of the flopping, but watching him the last 8-10 games and seeing the old guy get it done made me cut some onions

Guy’s a legit legend. He popularized the Euro step, and was actually ahead of his time as a slashing guard who’d attack the rim and shoot threes off the dribble with volume

That 2004 Olympic performance was pure genius. Still clear in my mind as one of the best individual games I’ve seen.

Obligatory:

Hall of famer

I think he’s afraid that the other Madison Bumgarner he dated will find out that he cheated on her with Madison Bumgarner.

Good investigative journalism. It might have been an attempt by Madison Bumgarner (pitcher) to zest up a story from “I knew a girl in high school with the same name!” to “I dated a girl in high school with the same name!” which actually arises to being an interesting anecdote. Now Madison Bumgarner (pitcher) is…