What is the best restaurant in Princeton? We’re going to be there later this year. Sorry to be off topic but I don’t know anyone from there.

His decision making about who deserves to be shot really improved in the last 48 hours!

Seriously, after all that they still didn’t even have the decency to honor his request and kill him.

I would. I saw on facebook that Fabergés are an endangered species now and owning their eggs is incredibly cruel...

Sure, I’m in too. While I’m at it, I’ll boycott Fabergé eggs! Look at us, we’ve been activists this whole time and didn’t even know it!!

Who are we to judge Brian Williams for thinking this was beautiful? He was there for the launch, and also on the base when the missiles started hitting, and also at the Bowling Green massacre, and one time he clung to a dead body floating after Katrina as Chris Kyle shot looters all around him.

Shit, I may be the only crossover fan of both Catdog and M.C. Gainey on the internet. Pray for my continued anonymity..

I had heard people were taking that crush fetish porn to some extremes, but jesus christ this takes the cake!

That is what I was getting at, although I’m not sure South Carolina would’ve fought as had against David...

I never get tired of seeing Duke lose.

Yeah, fucking morons. Everyone knows that turtles only release their special good luck pheromones when you feed them paper money!

A surveillance microwave, an iPhone, and an insurance card. Wait no, not those last two, you have to chose between having one or the other..

Technological “solutions” to human problems exacerbate human problems.

GOP plan: 1. find evidence of previous life on Mars. 2. Admit global warming is not only caused by humans, but necessary for our survival! “If we stop burning fossil fuels we risk out planet cooling to a level that cannot sustain human life. Only oil, coal, and natural gas can keep the planet warm enough for human…

Well, I hear the beaks cure impotence and prevent Kyushu swirling moon rash, so probably not long.

Only slightly related: if you love good porn that satisfies your specific thing.. Especially if you have a SPECIFIC thing, then you should buy some of it so it stays profitable. I worry about the decline in quality porn nearly as much as I worry about this presidency.

“Metaphorical” is how I describe my “huge” boner as well..

You don’t worry about anything that is beyond your control?? I have to drink A LOT before I achieve that level of inner peace

Spend more time worrying about having a childish man-baby president and less worrying about a childish tech site.

Bannon has that longtime alcoholic face I assume I’ll have in a decade or two. So I guess I agree, the hogs are much more attractive.