I can’t believe Trump would allow a program to poison Steve Bannon’s entire extended family..

Hey now! Just because I was listening to Cake earlier doesn’t mean I harbor any ill will towards the South Korean people. Also I rarely comment anymore so I’m not sure why you feel the need to insult me! Lastly the pictures you posted, obviously of me, aren’t loading...

I find it odd that they left his hands at their actual size in all these edits

Makes sense, thanks!

Can you elaborate? In my mind it seems that the collapse of the spillway and release of water would significantly decrease the pressure on the actual dam. I’m not doubting what you are saying, I just find this fascinating and want to know more.

To be fair, the best national security advice to him doesn’t need to be very long at all. Just two words. STOP TWEETING!

It doesn’t even matter, Trump just signed an executive order removing the ban on cockroaches in scuba tanks. THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

None of them would be on the Union side of that war...

On the plus side, if the glass cuts your throat or stomach, the alcohol should enter your bloodstream at an accelerated rate.

I mean I’m sure this works great but how can I be sure it doesn’t cause autism?

At this point in America I am much more worried about natural ignorance than I am about artificial intelligence...

A point where people stop paying attention to the things the US President tweets??? Only if his presidency causes the world to explode.

So you only like the white part of the video?

It’s possible to like the concept of Wikileaks and still think Assange is a turd

He is Lebron James. He’s great because he is on my team! Wait no he isn’t, he is against me, fuck this guy!!

Just drink, you’ll feel young in the evenings and old in the mornings. Which is fine. Fine. Better than actually dealing with anything

I have a gun with 91-97 bullets in a revolving chamber that holds 100. Would you like to play Russian Roulette with it or just accept that it seems really fucking dangerous?

You forgot to explain why my head is pounding, I’m covered in scrapes, and I’ve completely soiled the couch I’m sleeping on..

Only if they’re made within three years of the release. And only if they’re made of Clay. Bill Clay..