It was already done. I seriously just googled “trump fonz” and that came up. Why? Only god knows...

To be fair, Trump is obviously mentally ill and I totally hold it against him...

Members Mark Ultra Premium, from Sam’s Club. It is equal in quality to any of the name brands that cost quite a bit more. As an alcoholic I use a lot of toilet paper, you should trust me on this one...

Members Mark Ultra Premium, from Sam’s Club. It is equal in quality to any of the name brands that cost quite a bit…

That group is like a delicious hamburger, and Dylan is like the blue cheese on it. Why do you enjoy something that tastes like that? It doesn’t make sense, but you like it just the same. That has always been my take on Bob “Blue Cheese” Dylan. I enjoy him.

My wife was with me and while it got her attention, I’m not sure it was the type I was looking for...

I got kicked out of a bar for throwing olives at the bartender. I have been kicked out of a lot of places for various reasons, but all of those were when I was like 21-24. The olive incident, however, was just like a year ago...

Also: there are plenty of adults willing to pay good money to be degraded and humiliated. Almost certainly would be a pay increase for a teacher

What about if someone is on their way to take a dump?

My wife says he is weirdly sexy, and I never quite got it, but there is something about that top gif.. Almost like a nerdy Henry Winkler

The inside of the peach emoji should be slightly rigid and extra tight, for his pleasure as well...

His face looks like a boil, maybe he ruptured...

It’s ok, guys bleed out their wieners too. Constantly! And nobody ever talks about it.

“Some artists need to play a character to achieve success,” said Jimmy.

Are raccoons good animals or bad animals and why?

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Uh oh, is it an actual term? I didn’t google it before posting this. Based on what you just said, I probably shouldn’t now either on my work computer..

Fine, but can we at least ban the mer-kini?

I just prefer to be colored...