Uh oh, is it an actual term? I didn’t google it before posting this. Based on what you just said, I probably shouldn’t now either on my work computer..

Fine, but can we at least ban the mer-kini?

I just prefer to be colored...

So not my best opening comment ever then? Gimme a mulligan on this one and I’ll try again later

This is like when I used to hide pints of vodka in the back of my recliner. Saved space and also saved me from plenty of fights where my wife would use loaded terms like “problem alcoholic.” Rude!

Haha, well then maybe I should just retire. I don’t look that good in grey anyhow.

I think I may start commenting here on Jez with Gawker gone, but I’m worried I’m not “woke” enough. How woke must I be on a scale of 1-10, 10 being maximum wokeness?

Oooh yeah, order me around please. I like all these rules.....

The best Kinja deal has to be ALL OF KINJA for $135 million, right?

The best Kinja deal has to be ALL OF KINJA for $135 million, right?

I hope they bring plabes

“And I looked, and behold a pale Horsea: and his name that sat on him was Meowth, and Hell followed with him”

Well that’s just fine but I’m watching my figure so I’ll stick with Thin Mints...

I’ve tried for ten minutes but this Magic Eye still won’t work

What is the best food/dipping sauce combo?

How many have you been to? I go two or three times a year, three days each time, and haven’t seen a horse death since 2008. I think you just had bad luck

Ok but as a tech site you guys are ultimitely supporting The Rubot right? I know the current model has some glitches, but with system updates or possibly even an brand new version, I am confident that Rubioid 3000 can lead our country to greatness again!

Counterpoints: Extreme! Social media popularity!! MOUNTAIN DEW!!!

This was probably an honest mistake by one of the females on the board, who for years mistakenly thought her boyfriend was asking her for “bot sex.”

He looked like a demon hovering towards them!