They say the Son of Sam killer is a really nice guy now too, totally turned his shit around in prison. I wonder there’s a market for Beats by Berkowitz.

Yep, we’re supposed to have all 12 there this year for the first time in a long time, but inevitably somebody is gonna call at the last minute and say they had to work over, or the baby has worms or something. There’s always something.

It’s going to hurt bologna sales too. Little known fact: the top three consumers of bologna in the country are truckers, coal miners, and Stan Van Gundy.

There are a ton of old bridges in WV that allow creeks to run under the road. Nobody pays any attention to them, because they’re under you & out of the way, but if you take the time to kayak some of the rivers & get out it look at them, a lot of them are incredible.

I don’t blame Tom for this at all. As a Brady, he knows all too well the dangers of a hard football.

Yes! You hit the nail on the head with that one.

I know some people say tattoo’s make you look dumb, but if they prevent you from walking around in an Apple watch, I think it’s quite the opposite.

They didn’t have any videos featuring their butts, so I’m withholding judgement for now.

At a restaurant or at a bar? At restaurants I can see that, because I get incredibly thirsty & shitty light beers are good for that. At a bar, when you have nothing to worry about but flavor (& getting drunk) I would question whether or not those people were even born with taste buds.

I liked the shirt, and I don't even have kids yet. I'm doomed. Destined for a life of total dorkdom.

A group of weed activists were protesting outside of our county courthouse recently. I asked one guy why they weren’t down at the capital, since the county has no role in legalizing drugs, and he said they were part of the problem. No idea what he fucking meant. Pot needs to be legal, but I feel like jokers like that…

This is probably one of the most common answers to that question possible: The Catcher in the Rye. I really enjoyed it in high school, so I re-read in a couple years ago and thought it was just so flat and boring. It's not that it was terrible, but there just wasn't a lot to it.

We've been backpacking at Dolly Sods in WV a couple times, and they used it as a bomb test site before the war. There are signs and pamphlets everywhere warning about Unexploded Ordnances. I'm not sure when the last time one was found, but it's still pretty wild.

Had an ex that always wanted to do it and I hated it. One of you is always mostly out of the stream of water, and so one of you is always chilly. No thanks.

I find it shocking that WV's isn't a Jerry West Lakers jersey. I've seen hundreds over the years, never seen the Brewers one they listed.

God that sounds delicious and makes me want to take an extra blood pressure pill immediately.

1. Bells Best Brown Ale

I like Red Stripe, but it's a very plain beer for the price. I can never justify buying it, even though it is slightly better than the main macro lagers here.

They have gotten gimmicky as hell (Beard Beer? Are you fucking kidding me?) but they make some really good stuff too. In my opinion they make one of the best brown ales out there, second only to Bell's Best Brown.

I don't honestly remember. I'm sure she didn't bring it up, so we probably accused her of farting or something & that's how she responded. We then called her a liar for months & she never fessed up.