I always stay the fuck out of the woods during deer season, it's just not worth the (minor) risk.

Panthers don't count, right? I'd really like to see a better game next week, and am willing to orchestrate however many car accidents necessary to make that happen.

At least he worships the American God, money. Tebow was always praising false profits. Also, though they both suck, I don't think you can throw Manziel in the same toilet as Tebow yet. "Tebow bad" is a category you really have to earn.

I'm not sure where you live, but if that happened twice in six months, your location is probably a bigger problem than the make of your car.

Yeah I think you'd be hard pressed to find an adult male who wouldn't want one. The term man cave is fairly dumb, but that doesn't change the fact that it's a room of wonder. Booze, TV, bar, darts, various other table games, recliner. Who doesn't that appeal to?

This may be the first story I've read on here that legitimately made me angry. What a cunt.

This has been discussed in the comment section many times, but I will happily re-open the doors on it, as it is always interesting. I am a stander, the first time I heard there were sitters I was as shocked as you. Everyone is always shocked. If you have any standing questions I'll be happy to answer.

Is this the Browns first career appearance in the five throwgasms category? I'm not taking the time to do the research, but I'll assume yes. And as a Browns fan, I totally agree. I'm excited as shit for this kid to beat the odds, prove everybody wrong, and money-finger his way right to the Super Bowl! He'll be the…

Yeah, WVU fan here. We beat Baylor by two touchdowns & lost to TCU on a last second FG after leading by 14. And WVU was not that good this year. I don't have any qualms with neither of them getting in, other than fucking Ohio State being the team that jumped them. At least neither one will have to get DESTROYED by…

I called RichRod once when we were both at WVU, but I think I've posted that (boring) story already on Deadspin. So. Pac-Man Jones (my favorite Mountaineer ever, fuck off) rode up to a convenience store we were at on a fucking four-wheeler, on a main road, & asked us cooly but aggressively to buy him beer & food…

This feels like another one of those moments where my fellow Browns fans & I get all excited about something that's almost certainly going to fail. At least this time it'll be exciting I guess. Le sigh

If death is the Kosta playing football, count me out.

It's also important to remember that both Pac-Man Jones & Chris Henry were on the team at this time.

One of my friends at WVU was a walk on for the football team. This was 2004. One day I was drunk & convinced him to let me call RichRod (apparently the whole team had his cell). He picked up & I yelled something along the lines of how drunk I was & how much I loved him. His response? "Fuck you, if you ever call…

As a WVU fan, I really hope this means Geno isn't actually terrible either. It's just been Rex foot-fucking his career so far.

"If he's missing enough to miss practice he better be completely fucking missing"

I will shit pretty much anywhere at any time, I don't understand why you're opposed to this.

Drinking is the only appropriate way to deal with drunk family. Unless you want to bicker with drunk people all day (you don't) the only way to put up with drunks is to join them. Then you're an annoying drunk to the sober ones, so you can't win, but if you lose either way you might as well get drunk.

Is there any reason not to peel potatoes before mashing them? I think those peel slices ruin the texture, but my wife (and most everyone else I know) likes to leave them in.

What kind of pain? My vasectomy is still five years down the road or so, and I'm already frightened.