This is fantastic. Norm Chad's column was the closest thing to Deadspin I used to have. I still look forward to it every week.

Ditto, and I fucking loved those things. I thought they were the greatest invention in history, despite being hideous and ridiculously hard to get re-zipped.

You shouldn't throw away full beers, you can almost always find a homeless alcoholic to give them to. I've done this a couple times, same guy each time, and he always looks like it's made his day.

I guess you're trying to argue? Our pro-bowl center was out too, as were a few others. Again, I'm only taking the time to mention pro-bowl level injuries. Cincy played like shit & got shut down. You're throwing excuses around almost as wildly as Andy Dalton threw the football last night.

It's possible he was an alcoholic, in which case the 10-12 beers it would take to reach that level wouldn't do much. But then, if he was acting like that big of an ass he probably was hammered. If his tolerance was higher he might've lived...

Whipped their ass without Cameron or Gordon, who are both about to return. I keep waiting for the inevitable letdown, but other than the Jags game it hasn't been there this season. Believeland?

I would gladly eat any animal that isn't endangered, including human. But then, I skipped lunch today, so take that with a grain of salt.

People always blame this shit on the drugs, without even considering the dangers of Wheat Thins.

Busy raping. All penises rape on Jez..

Since when are you allowed to wear Ronald Reagan masks during games?

Speaking of things that are good but you certainly don't want more than one or two of: Apple Ales. How the hell is this concept taking off? Are there really that many people frequently buying those sixers I see everywhere, or do you think it's something that people just take to parties and ends up sitting in the…

I like what you did there.

Horses as well.

At least they've stopped guzzling Draino Smith

Well that's a start then. I was pretty deep into the beer by that game, I couldn't remember.

That is correct, but this isn't an example of that. If they don't end up fining him later, then this becomes an example.

I'm with you on that, but again it's still individual refs, not the actual league. He absolutely should've been tossed, or at least flagged.

I love Gawker media as a whole, but they sometimes lock in on a narrative & go out of their way to prove it. How can you possibly blame the league for that hit?

Shouldn't surprise anyone that the NFL would tackle someone like that. Just a year ago the NFL murdered Odin Lloyd in cold blood. Because we call every action by every human in the league the NFL...

Why the hell do they have Milwaukee's Best also?