I don't violate ncaa regulations to rape crabs & sign stolen but women jaemis does.

I would like to add the (if we're calling him a PF) to Anthony Davis. I think he'll be playing the 5 more than the 4 in a few years. He'll also probably be the best player in the league once Lebron slows down.

I only have one selfie on any social media. Its of me and a friend, front row at behind the end zone at a Browns game. Those weren't our seats, we got there really early & went down for a pic. Wasn't going to get in on this conversation until I saw your burner.

Carter impressed me in the Spurs/Mavs series last season, and not just for hitting the game winner in gm 3. I didn't realize how much he still had left. Full agreement about how well he had adapted to an aging body.

They're going to be comically bad anyway, maybe Byron Scott is gunning for the worst possible record so they can be good better next season with the help of #1 Pick (Insert Kentucky Player). Or maybe they're just idiots and Kobe is just going to break the scoring record while going 0-82.

I'm an overweight alcoholic smoker who exercises very little, & I still cannot imagine being that out of breath after simply watching a sporting event. His body must feel like shit, all the time. Jesus

Agreed. What does he have under that stache'?

Alcoholic here, work is bad enough without holding that poop in all day. Those of us with minor daily hangovers have little choice. I go downstairs & use the public bathroom though, the one directly connected to our workspace should be for pissing only. Partial agreement based on that.

I was just about to star this, but I really enjoyed Twin Peaks & Blue Velvet. But brown rice does suck, as does most of Lynch's work. Eraserhead is in the top five worst movies I've ever seen, & I've seen Mission to Mars & Ski School 2.

Which one of you would I be least comfortable with dating my (non-existent) daughter?

Eh, West Virginia isn't really anything like what you see on television. We have some really impoverished regions and certainly some pockets of crazy rednecks, but it's a beautiful place to live and the people are incredibly friendly. I think the good outweighs the bad, but you're certainly welcome to keep your…

I have some friends that feel that way, but I really enjoy most of them, particularly the one made by Kentucky Ale. Is it just the bitterness that turns you off?

Fun Fact: The idiots in my state (WV) LOVE the Steelers and HATE the Pitt Panthers. So back when WVU played Pitt every year, people would go up there on Saturday and almost get in a fight with someone they'd be high-fiving on Sunday. At the same damn field. It always seemed so stupid to me. Go Browns!

But then how would we have established everlasting peace in the middle east? Worth every (100,000,000,000,000) penny!

What if we had done that? How much money would that have cost us?

Jesus, you weren't kidding. Socialist scum!

To call these events riots is absurd. I went to WVU, & I can assure you that they were no different from any other drunken college celebration except for a single couch burning in the street. Stupid, mildly dangerous, & bad for WVU's image? Certainly. Resembling an actual riot in any way? Absolutely not

Coming next fall: Pumpkin Bacon Ranch Vodka!

You have reached the summit of Mt Humor with that one. Pat yourself on the back.

I'm a down man myself, but since I've gone 29 years without hearing of a single instance of someone getting sick from A.Cup Dust or B.Cabinet Grime, I assume either is fine.