As a younger man I used to drink it because "it tastes like un-smoked weed". I don't know whats worse, that my weed smelled like that, or my beer tasted like it. I was so cool.

I guess I should be happy that I live in a country where I have time to be upset by this.

Interesting, so it might be a combination of physical & mental factors. I had a buddy in high school who couldn't pee without running water, but it had nothing to do with age obviously.

I don't understand this. How does flushing unclog you, and what makes you not be able to pee in the first place? Explain

Where the fuck else are you supposed to fart in civilized society? Do those people hold their farts all day every day until they get home? That's insane! This country is going straight to hell!!

Lets go Darren? What kind of sense does that make? I assume in these people's minds, Darren Wilson was being charged at by a larger man who had just tried to take his gun, and shot him in panic and fear. Fine, that's highly unlikely but not impossible. But why the fuck would that make you chant his name?

But did you see Hoyer yesterday? We've finally arrived, the Browns are gonna be unstoppable this season! (Just give me this. We're usually bad so early there isn't even time to get a little delusional. This is nice)

Towels

I wasn't trolling, I meant every word of that. I'm a huge Browns fan, I just bought a shirt this that says "Hoyer the Destroyer" on it, complete with a goofy drawing of some super robot Hoyer. I have just learned over the years that it's OK to get excited, but to still expect disappointment.

I'm a Browns fan! I am pretty stoked! Seriously, we have a pretty easy schedule, we could get to the playoffs before our inevitable let down this year.

I used to live in Jacksonville, Campache Bay was always had good food in my opinion.

I am shocked you left off Mutombo, he's my number one. You could yell his first name, his last name, or do the whole thing professional wrestling style. We actually yelled it a lot in college because my buddy was a Rockets fan & he'd always bring him off the bench in Live 05. Solid list otherwise

With all the actual boycott talk, I thought to myself yesterday listening to Dan Lebetard (who was saying we're watching people kill each other for entertainment), would I rather give up football or take a single concussion. Absurd, I know, but I think I'd rock my brain once for the pleasure I'll get from 40-60 more…

"Made with real red-skinned potatoes"

Last time I had it I was on a fishing trip right after they changed the formula. I didn't care for it, but in hindsight, beer often tastes different fishing from the variety of smelly shit you touch with your bare hands. Might have been too quick to judge, I'll give it another chance.

They're the Oakland Raiders of college football these past couple years & they have no idea how to handle it. They don't have much else to take pride in, aside from having the good side of most of the lakes.

What the hell is G.I. Joevember? I asked my all-knowing Google overlords and they didn't even know!

If you ever do a ranking of letters, my vote for #1 is W. It's got triple the syllables of any other letter!

Didn't see your knee-slapper in the comments. Give us a better example or shove some leaves in your mouth.

Why don't they want to tranquillize him on the ground?