This list really makes me want to drink 18 beers. On a more serious note, when drinking domestic light beers, Natural Light is consistently looked down upon even though it is virtually identical in quality to Bud/Miller. Much better than Coors. They're all junk, but on a nice kayaking trip, give me Natty over any…

Not to me it wont be. And on top of everything, I have to root for that little shit. I hate that little shit! Oh the horrors of Browns fandom.

Feel free to use my comment when writing why the Browns suck, Drew.

Take it from a Cleveland fan, drafting Manziel makes the worst kind of bandwagon idiots want to talk football with you all of a sudden. Its infuriating. And they all think I'm an idiot when I say we should start Hoyer. Because THEY know Browns football. Tennessee should enjoy their boring season, ours is going to…

No problem man, I think its natural to just take sides on here & be rude. ITS THE INTERNET! But I'd really like a forum where people are at least half as respectful as they'd be in real life.

Since I'm going to bed, lets just do this. Poor Paul George. Poor Pacers.

I appreciate that. God I wish the discourse on this site was more like this. The whole reason I come here is the comments, & even on what I consider one of the best sites for discourse, people are so fucking stupid & aggressive so often.

Yeah, I'm being the like the father in Syria who hears you cried when your kid died & says "pussy, he only lost one?"

I understand all that, as I responded to another comment, I witnessed a super fucked up heart attack death at the Y like three years ago. And I guess I was just being an ass. Like "yeah, well I've seen worse, so you can't be sad". Sort of a childish reaction I guess.

Yeah, I witnessed a pretty shocking death on a YMCA court a few years ago, so I'm probably just being that "thats nothing compared to what I've seen" asshole. I hate that asshole, and now its me?!?

I'm not trying to be insensitive, I usually comment on Deadspin to be goofy. Not even sure why I made a serious comment (alcohol?), but crying in your dads arms seems so extreme to me.

Horrific as fuck, but isn't that a bit much? I guess Kyrie is pretty young, but its just a bad leg break

Good god I forgot about that. Thanks for doubling my leg snapping nightmares

The two-three times a year when you get those giant wax balls from your ear, and you have no idea where they came from, those moments outweigh all of these.

Biggs, Wedge, & Jessie all argued for less restrictive gear.

Don't ever change

+1

Right? The shapes are all fucked up too, like no attempt was even made to flatten the beef out. AND the buns stick out over the patty so far, which is backward. Nobody wants a mouthful of bun. Pretty soon burgers are just going to be orbs of beef on giant Kaiser rolls.

In the mornings at work sometimes I get in that weird half-asleep state where you just have a boner for no reason. I always worry somebody is gonna need me to leave my desk & I'll either reveal said boner, or do a weird sneaky waistband tuck. I never thought of using briefs to hold it steady; time to switch!

Peyton "Mind Your Manners" Manning has a nice ring to it. Nickname approved!