Thank the 97% of black women voters.

Also, huge shout out and props to the black community for coming out to vote. Turnout in majority African American counties was very high compared to expected averages. Doug Jones had better remember that!

Yes.

Huzzah for meeting some basic level of human decency in Alabama.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

So they Don’t Speak?

Was thinking the same thing. I mean, I find my own kids pretty cute, but I’m going to print that picture out and hang it on their wall to give them something to strive for (and a complex).

This. I remember feeling terrible after I had a baby and Kate Middleton was everywhere. My doctor reassured me that celebrity women don’t eat or have enough resources to live a life that allows them to work out all the time and use professional nutritionists and chefs or some combination of the two. I should never…

Right. And while a public proclamation of disordered eating as a tool is certainly fraught, I can’t help but appreciate a bit of transparency about how celebrity bodies are usually made.

I assume Schroeder is saying what everyone else who’s famous is doing and has been doing.

2 things here. 1) Lack of depth perception and 2) he probably has very little need to write anything and has been out of practice.

i thought baby driver was very good and fun and i was very much into scruffy bad guy jon hamm, but i did feel like i was betraying ellie the whole time i watched it.

Thanks for your diagnosis but no, if Franken was not on it, or not also accused of sexual misconduct, I would still hate it.

I’m not curling into a ball, but thanks! I’m editing and writing about these stories every single day, and most of my friends and family, not in the media, don’t see how they’ll see their own justice done. It’s not about happiness that powerful men are being taken to task—it’s about exploiting it and equating…

Hey, guess who I saw on TV today on a cable news network roundtable discussing that it’s about time we embrace women’s equality through actions and not just lip service.

At least you owned up. Kudos.

“I don’t know shit about this, but my only guess is that you aren’t racing against anything in a fighter jet where as every millisecond counts in a race car.”

Right, because female fighter pilots can’t pull the same G’s as male ones? Gimmie a break. Driving a race car doesn’t even come close to the sustained high G’s of dog-fighting maneuvers in a supersonic aircraft. It is physically demanding and plenty of women have proven they are equal to their male counterparts. I’ve…

Yeah, I’m not gonna lie, I’ll always show up to watch people get chased by dinosaurs. I’ve enjoyed every single Jurassic Park movie. Are any of the sequels even half as good as the first one? No. Are they dumb fun that are really enjoyable to watch even though they’re completely ridiculous? They are for me.

Heck, I went to look for the GIF and lost my place! Anyway, as the purse-seine fishing net closes around Cheeto Benito and his dreadful family, there are signs from various corners that Putin has set in motion the process of throwing Trump under the bus. Recently, the Kremlin released information for the first time…