If Home Movies gets ruined for me I’m burning down the world.

I was deeply creeped out by Ren and Stimpy even as a child. I mostly watched it because my friends did. My mom, who was still in her twenties and hosting parties like all the time, didn’t like it and didn’t like me watching it. And that’s the first run of the show.

Serious question: Are there allegations against those people or are you just throwing out names of cartoon industry people you’ve heard of?

Rick “Jazz Hands” Santorum and anyone else spewing this level of stupid should have to tour a morgue after a shooting and see what exactly they are dealing with. How you going to do CPR when there is no chest left, Rick? Where do you do compressions if the heart is pretty much gloppy soup?

Pretty soon they will say that a teenager’s body has ways to keep unwanted bullets from shredding their bodies.

Sad reminder that one of the most popular religious texts in the world has a chapter about a whole town wanting to rape an angel and the one “godly” person in town is like “guys don’t be crazy why would you rape an angel when you could just rape my daughters”.

The Fish in The Cat in the Hat should be at the top of this list. I know, in the cartoon it is voiced by a guy but the book does not assign that fish a gender and I would argue it is the ultimate Lame Bitch.

We are set up to hate the fish, when all it does is point out that we don’t know that cat and he should not be…

I have a friend who was a pilot and is also a dog owner — he never puts his dog on a plane and told me not to either. He said that along with the temperature issue, sometimes cargo holds just plain lose air pressure for short periods of time. Even if I end up taking a longer trip, I’d rather pay for a month of…

But that should mean that they should absolutely have been clear with their employees on what acceptable safety protocol would be. And while they failed to do that, we as air travelers are trained to follow the flight attendant’s orders without question or else be kicked off the flight or worse. While I don’t think…

This is my question: where the fuck does a dog go missing on a plane? No airport was like “AY, we have an unattended black lab over here”??

People: read the links in the story before you pass judgment. If you want a quick overview...

5,000 candles in the wind for Jack the brindle bulldog

no deaths in the Little House books

If an oil company tycoon is our only hope we might as well just kill ourselves now.

I’m so sorry Floppy. I know the feeling and it’s such a sad emptiness, like there is nothing you can do to make it better. Just love your baby and be there. Hugs.

Oh god you just gave me all the tears

My old man who had been there with me from college graduation to marriage to the pregnancy from hell where he never left my side had such severe dementia when I was about to give birth. Was a week away from having our daughter when we had to put him down because he refused to eat, could not understand day/night…

All the hugs. It’s so hard.

Ezekiel was playing a role meant to inspire his followers. They saw him as a king so he became one. He didn’t make them change their speech patterns,or their lifestyle, he simply played the role of king as their leader, and put on an act to make himself seem bigger than life in their eyes. And their reversion to armor…

Pretentiousness.