You really don’t come across as someone who hates “having to” defend Woody Allen

I feel like recasting Jayna as a dude would piss some people off.

I mean, but did you watch it?

Yes. One uses Wendy’s ingredients and the other uses Burger King’s.

quite a few of those ladies dancing have asked to speak to the manager

“Server doing their job? Well, SOMEone just got themselves 10% less on their tip.”

OP probably stiffed the server too for this outrage

Your server wasn’t eavesdropping, you have a loud piercing voice. Based on this letter, the last thing you need is more salt.

WTF?? The writer wants to be all secret and stealthy about an app needing a bit more salt so they whisper it under their breath, lowering their voice to their companion when discussing it? Who is this Jason Bourne of appetizer-salting? Out yourself ya weirdo.

Oh wow, I completely misread the title. I thought it meant that Jelly Belly was debuting a sparkling water-flavored jelly bean

I look forward to future adventures in the Peloton Woman Cinematic Universe

I agree that perhaps his original tweet was not newsworthy (hence why we didn’t write about it earlier this week), but when he’s given editorial space in one of the most-read newspapers in the country, that feels like it is news worth covering. 

Left over baked sweet potatoes peeled thickly sliced and fried in butter is terrific.

I mean, that's a pretty sweeping generalization of a popular show based on one single episode, but sure. You do you.

Incogmeato sounds like a vegetarian who wears a disguise to eat meat in secret

I have long been fascinated by the automats, so I am 100% behind this.

Real smarts is knowing that tomato fruit salad is salsa.

The trickiest question is: can Scarlett Johannsson play the lead role in the film adaptation of the cup? One one hand, it’s from Japan. On the other hand it’s McDonalds.  On the third hand, it’s a cup.

Honestly not sure where this girl screwed up. If she had played her cards right she could have ended up as Trumps 4th wife.

This is very true. Although I also will never complain about someone who won’t eat there due to old, dumb statements by an employee or two ongoing, active expressions of hatred at the corporate level.