Yeah.....but I think that outfielders live for such moments, which don’t come very often. When opportunity strikes, you gotta make it.

Doesn’t Kareem’s image suffer, or at least have to contend with being a 7'2” center? I think that people are unwilling to anoint a mega tall player the title of GOAT since their height is such a massive advantage. Granted, Jordan, Magic, Bird, Kobe, and Lebron, are significantly taller than the vast majority of…

You admit to being fat. I think that most incels would tell you that your path out of loneliness is clear: lose weight, and then just wait for men to approach you. The path out of loneliness is not nearly as clear for male incels, and I bet most of them wish it were.

I think that people don’t say “Latin” in that context anymore. I guess you would either say “Latino neighborhood,” or “Latinx neighborhood.” I wonder if we will be seeing Filipinx soon.

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“Successful(?)“ I must admit I am surprised that she is able to do a 12 nation international tour.

Right? I thought it was quite clever. We were “peer reviewed,” meaning my classmates submitted comments about my performance, which I would not see. My final grade (A-) came back with the professor’s comments of, “Some evidence of disrespectful comments.” Geeze, get over it.

Top 5 Who Songs: 5:15, Love Reign O’er Me, Who Are You, I Can’t Explain, My Generation. Yeah, they don’t measure up to the Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, and Queen, yeah Queen. Man, British bands kick ass.

I think it is possible that Asians numbered so few in Kansas and West Texas that they just weren’t much of a consideration. The Northwest has a lot of Asian Americans and Asian immigrants. It is possible that you just move in circles where people just don’t openly talk shit like that. Or maybe you are at an age where…

I think that some do, and some realize that they lack the looks/charm to appeal to women. For those guys, they are probably see life as unfair because A) few women are too ugly to date, and B) women are not expected to be charming. You say they are socially inept, and you are probably right. But if they are socially…

Do you like Kate Bush? She is actually earlier than all of those singers.

Hi, I was hoping you would respond to my previous comment. Also, I see I made a colossal error, I meant to write, “Since boys are expected to approach girls, it seems easier to build confidence in girls.  

How is he scoring? Let’s be real, there’s no way this kid can hit an over-the-wall home run. And there is another munchkin standing on 3b. More than likely, this kid is scoring from a bases-loaded walk or HBP. If he actually does hit an over-the-wall homer, I would find this more amusing, but if he scores form a walk,…

I think that the ideas expressed here are not satirical, but meant to be taken seriously. And I don’t have a problem with anything except for that shitty Filipino comment.

I know right? Everybody loves Ally Wong’s comedy special, “Baby Cobra.” But she says that Chinese and Japanese are “fancy Asians” (I think), while Vietnamese and Filipinos are “Jungle Asians.” I guess she gets away with it because she is half Vietnamese, and her husband is half Japanese/Filipino. Whatever, there were…

I am not black, but I could have been “Lawrence III” but my dad didn’t wanna. I kind of wish I was. I like the idea of having a super regal proper name “Lawrence,” but I can go super blue collar if I want as well, “Larry.” I also think that among millennials, having the name Larry has a certain shock value to it, like…

I am not surprised by your experiences in Asia, but I think that Issa Rae was really speaking about Asian Americans. She writes, “Asian men, your women are ditching you...” it really seems like she is talking about Asian American men, who are less likely to be like the men you describe.

I am not cute, I’m handsome!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!!

I would prefer to not have to worry about any uniform at all. Fortunately for me, I hardly ever see any uniform violations. Seriously, if I came to work this week hellbent on dresscoding a kid, I would probably be disappointed. The only thing I ever do with the dress code, is every morning this kid named Michael asks…

Careful about what? 1. Telling boys to pull their pants up (which is official school policy). or 2. Ignoring a boy’s erection?