I wonder what the record is for relievers? Hoyt Wilhelm faced Kaline 77 times, but some of those might not have been in relief. Rivera faced Manny 53 times, and again, some of those might have been Rivera starts in 1995.

Never heard of Bota Box. I think that a box of Franzia might cost more than a bottle of yellowtail and Barefoot, but I would have to imagine that Franzia is cheaper by the ounce, right?

Who are the current record holders? Probably Colon-Suzuki with 118. But Verlander-Alex Gordon are at 112 and they seem to have a good chance of surpassing Colon-Suzuki this year or next.

I snort laughed at this. Arby’s. Mmmmm, Arby’s. I haven’t thought about Arby’s in a long time, so clearly they need a memorial in Tennessee. Or commercials.

OMFG thank you for bringing this GIF into my life.

Greg Maddux faced Bonds 157 times. Bonds managed 9 homers. They were both in the NL from 1986-2007, with Maddux lingering into 2008.

yeah, of course. Also, Rene Rivera.

Is there really better wine than Franzia for the same price?

I listened to The Phantom of the Opera obsessively as a child, and I always interpreted that line as, “I am disfigured, and therefore too ugly to attract a woman.” I had never considered that it meant that he is impotent. Who knows?

Wow you know so much about masculinity! I think that handsome, charming, otherwise appealing men might enjoy the wooing. For most other men, it is laborious and anxiety ridden. For most women, it might cause anxiety, but it is considerably less laborious.

I don’t hate them, I hate their racism, sexism, and ignorance.

I want Colon to advise CC Sabathia on how to be a big fat pitcher who lasts into his mid 40's.

Todd Zeile retired in 2004, Colon debuted in 1997. Colon faced Eddie Murray in Murray’s final season, 1997.

Yeah, it’s a movie, and people in movies tend to be prettier than people not in movies. Also, this movie is set in NYC where people are again a notch prettier and thinner. And Schumer is 36, almost 37, and her character in this movie is probably supposed to be younger.

Your third paragraph: Yes, I agree. Or rather, it seems as if you are agreeing with my whole entire point. It makes me wonder why you gave me so much trouble in your earlier comment. I actually am quite good looking, so women do hit on me. But again, when women hit on men, and in particular me, it is more like an…

Right? I am tired of Asian American women denying this very obvious fact. I think that it is fashionable to be a victim and it is more fun for Asian American women to play up being the victims of yellow fever, when in fact, Asian American women are grossly privileged and in fact their own prejudice greatly outweighs…

Women rarely send me online messages, and when they do, it is generally, “Hi.”

The Greatest Generation spans people born from the 1910's-late 1920's. Um no, there were definitely women in Japanese internment camps. I do not know any Asian Americans born in the 1920's. Do you? I am sure they exist, I just don’t know any. I also do not personally know any NBA players.

Yeah, I am aware of the Okcupid study, and I found it unsurprising as it completely matches my lived experiences.

Thanks for your story. I am kind of surprised he opened up to you about the difficulties Asian men have with dating. He must have trusted you a lot. I am also surprised that this Ingridable person is pretending that she doesn’t know what I am talking about. To be real, I think that Asian American women are among the…