Don Jr thinks he so fucking smart. I can barely tell what he’s trying to say, but he’s that kid in your intro psych class who is the biggest douchecanoe and thinks he’s constantly outwitting the professor. Bonus points if that professor is a woman.

This is the guy who stayed on the ticket with the guy who picked a fight with Gold Star parents last year, right?

Is there anything snow-flakier than demanding that people whose work you enjoy because of their athletic merits also must believe lock step the same as you? Like they can’t have their own identity as humans? A different perspective? They bitch about safe spaces, but they’re basically demanding the whole world adhere…

...but Sailors, fuck’em, disrespect them all you want. #respecttruther

He looks like a stale, old marshmallow that just found out a lesbian couple bought the house next door.

“I left today’s Colts game because @POTUS and I will not dignify any event that disrespects our soldiers, our Flag, or our National Anthem.”

That burn is as layered as an onion.

Perhaps two assholes who never spent a single day in uniform should stop talking for those of us who have.

Definitely my first thought, too.

In all honesty people should leave Colt/49er games as early as they can.

Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

I cannot believe someone who is so publicly unkind is the president of the United States.

This is the disconnect I can’t get with him. “I want to be loved!” Then .... you kinda sorta need to stop being cruel to people.

The slurp at 0:12 and 0:42!!!

I Wanted grape nuts as a kid sooooo badly cause they sounded amazing. Then my parents finally gave in and got them and they were the worst thing ever. Talk about a deceptive name!

My grandparents took me and my brother to Disneyworld when I was about 6 and utterly wasted their money because one of maybe 5 memories I have of that trip was getting to eat Fruit Loops in the hotel.

I think that just makes it worse. I try to think about his crappy diet, sedentary lifestyle and how he’s prone to outbursts. Those clogged arteries must be strained.

The only way to view Trump is to think of him as a third-rate Hitler played to the Benny Hill theme.